Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Smashed Tomatoes….handicap corruption...Congrats Carly and Dave....Thanks Commercial Savings Bank...Hawkeyes in Arcadia tonight!

Congrats Carly and Dave! Thanks for reading the report! 

What a difference a week makes as Mother Nature blessed the fairways and greens of Carroll Country Club last night with sunshine and a light breeze.

America’s team Bud Light took it on the chin from the loose diamonds of Eckerman Jewelry. Mike “Jewels” Eckerman grinning ear to ear brought his 4 handicap to the 12th tee and beat the long-time subscriber, top local amateur, highly successful and more veteran golfer Craig Mertz. In the match, Mertz had to give Eckerman one shot! In the post-match press conference Mertz simply said “How do you give the little jeweler one shot and expect to win.” Eckerman beat Mertz scratch by three even though Mertz had to give him a shot(did I say that already). A complaint has been filed with the nonexistent CCC handicap committee. 

In some deep research by staff members of this report the PXG golf web site was reviewed finding the following testimonial from a satisfied customer of the golf equipment company.

“Thank you PXG so much for elevating may game to a level where my handicap has soared to the highest in my entire career. I am dominating my local Men’s league by collecting low scratch and low net awards along with winning close to 50% of the flag prizes. I am the most popular player on my self-sponsored team.”
                                                                                        Mike from Iowa

Old Balls Chad Kanne beat Bud Two Troy Auen and Tony Pietig and this publisher tied. Bud Three Hans Auen beat Eagle Eye Nic Volquartsen. Eckerman 5 plus all of the bonus points from Jewels so they scored 8 on the night and Bud Light 3.

Kimmes Country Stores dirtied the laundry of Kasperbauer Cleaners 6 to 2. Chris Van Dyke was the leader for the gas stations with a great one under round of 36 which collected him low net on the front nine. Steve Kimmes the only other winner for Kimmes. Wireless Pat Macke and Jake Kimmes tied as did Greasewood’s  Matt Lujano(the former head teller at the Westside State Savings Bank) and Ian Kimmes.
Landus Coop and Bierl Carpet One tied their match. Corey Bluml the MVP from this match with a low gross 34(three under par)

In the biggest win of the night the most mature team blanked and smashed the tomatoes of Graddy’s. Produce Tom Duff the MVP of the group despite a four putt. Last week’s controversy must have been weighing the tomatoes down.

Par beat Champion Ford #2 6 to 3. Denny Kasperbauer the only winner for the step car company.
Shamrock Boat Sales accelerated their out boards to beat the oil jobbers of Community Oil. Chico’s assistant Todd Kanne the only winner for the oil jobbers.

Carroll Glass sputtered the engines of #1 Champion Ford team. Team owner Darin Putney the only winner for the Fords. Benton Snyder led the plate glass team.

Mid Iowa and OH BOBBY battled to a tie. Smile in Every Isle Brad Auge the only winner for the Mid Iowa Team. Papa Joe Pick tied his match and his side kick was beaten soundly by “I have my shorts on again this week…Bad Move last week” Chris Giguere.

Special Event winners:
Low Net – Chris Van Dyke and Mike “Jewels” Eckerman
Low Gross - Mike “Jewels” Eckerman and Tony’s boy Corey Bluml
Closest to the pin – Corey Bluml and Mike “Jewels” Eckerman

Long Putt – Brad Hempstead and Clint Cummings. 

This report would like to welcome new member Dr. Charles Svensson, MD and Assistant Pro Jeff Sawyer. 

Save the Date: Bill Franey Open Golf Tournament, Sunday August 27th. 

Don't forget to sign up the Member - Guest on June 2nd and 3rd. This is a great time to showcase our course. FBI back ground checks and Carroll Police clearance was received today so....drum roll.....John Dukes is coming to town! 

Yes that is a shovel in Craig's hands
Thanks to the Commercial Savings Bank for investing in Carroll. Next up is your ribbon cutting. 

Welcome Pro Power - Scott Kanne and Curt Kirsch as new members to the report. 

Thanks for reading! On IOWA and GO HAWKS! See you all in Arcadia tonight for the Hawkeye Banquet. 


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