Friday, April 27, 2018

Welcome to the golf season!

Week 1 looked to be a beautiful day until Mother Nature reared her ugly head once again.

Your Bud Light Team is now Michelob Ultra. The superior light beer beat the most mature team, Stiff Sticks, 6 to 2. Mike Schulz and Craig Mertz beat Bud One Jim Auen and Fairway Frank Comito. Magic Mike Nelson beat Bud Three Steve “Hans” Auen. Steve Sinnard and Mike Franey were unavailable for competition. Bud Two Troy Auen was stuck on the fence.

There was a battle of the fords in week one. Champion Ford #2 beat Champion Ford #1 6 to 5. Head car Darrin Putney led the #1 team while losing Mr Steady Denny Kasperbauer. Wilke beat Schultes, Woodard beat Monument Man Loren Boyce and Baratta and the head hog Terry Ruchti split. Congratulations to Champion Ford on their 10th anniversary in Carroll.

The Sharp Funeral Home powered by PXG closed the casket lid on the Mid Iowa Team 5 to 4. The head funeral director showed mid-season form with a one under par 36 to beat Aaron Ahrendson. Papa Joe Pick beat Chad Kanne, Mike “jewels” Eckerman beat the junkyard dog Steve “Cuda” Quandt and Hy-Vee Store Director Brad Auge beat Nic Volquartsen.

Kasperbauer Cleaners clean the shirts of the Highway 30 Car Wash 5 to 4. Bill Beck rode his low net honor to a victory over John Greteman. Counter top Pat Malloy beat the head teller Matt Lujano and Wyatt Haukap beat Todd Pettitt.
Graddy’s Tomatoes crushed the computers of Computer Concepts 6 to 2. Tomato John Gradoville beat former Mayor Adam Schweers, Dr. Decay Nick Fangman beat John Munson and Wilton’s granddad Dave Nelson beat Scott Quam. Austin Scott was the only winner for the computers.

The defending champions Bierl Carpet One started where they left off last year with a 8 to 3 thrashing of Community Oil. Jerry Janson the only winner for the oil jobbers beating Kevin Milligan. Colin Bierl, Brad Hempstead and Brad Pick were all winners for the carpets

Carroll Glass clobbered OH BOBBY 6 to 2. Cory Bluml beat Mike Soe and Keith Pottebaum beat Easy Ed Cutler.

Low Gross Individual Front Nine - Kyle Atkinson
Low Net - Bill Beck
Low Gross Individual Back Nine - Brad Hempstead
Closest to the pin #8 - Brad Woodard
Closest to the pin #17 - Craig Mertz
Long Putt - Loren Boyce and Brad Hempstead

CTS forfeited to Westside State Savings Bank! Are you kidding me?

The Iowa Hawkeyes are coming to Arcadia on May 9, 2018. If anyone is interested in tickets let me know! 

Fairways and greens,