Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Wilke on Fire…..Ultra and Team Ford cruise….Busch Light Week on the Way.....Tassell holds on to win Muny Club Championship!


Busch Light Week Coming Up! 


Supper League’s most popular team Ultra blinded the eyes of Carroll Eye Care Associates 7 to 3 to move into second place with three weeks to go. Mike Security Schulz beat Dr. Cavity Chris Bogue. Left-handed Nate Mertz finally pulled off a league win by beating Dr. Parrish. Paul Tigges, who beat America’s team last week redeemed himself this week by picking up a win over Jon Munson. Mouthpiece Mike Franey and Cody Forch battled to a tie. Long time subscriber, former top local amateur, high successful and more veteran golfer Craig Mertz searched and found a last minute substitute.  He has given up his attempt to go to the learning center and has ordered new clubs instead. Bud Three Steve “Hans” Auen was seen on a Cobalt on East Lake Okoboji with a beer in this hand.

League leading Team Ford pounced on the Mid Iowa Team. No winners for Mid Iowa. Only a tie out of Produce Tom Duff against No Shuffleboard Matt Fleshner. City Champ Ryan Feauto was low gross in a loss to Josh Sporrer who was complaining about back pain at age 40. It only gets worst Josh! Justin Yetmar beat the 3rd place finisher from the Muny Club Championship Steve “Cuda” Quandt.

Carroll Glass is tied with Mid Iowa for third after a 7 to 3 beat down of OH BOBBY. Benton Snyder, head glass cutter Andy Reiman and Jon Heim all winners for the glasses. Leon Muhlbauer the only winner for OH BOBBY!

Sharp Funeral rebounded from a one-point performance last week to beat Bierl Carpet One 5 to 4. The caskets rode the low gross performance of Justin Smool to shut the lid on the carpets. Brad Hempstead and Jon Sturm winners for the carpets.

Champion Ford 2 and HD of Carroll battled to a 4 to 4 tie. Lidderdale’s Brad Stork and Denny Kasperbauer were winners for the Fords. Harley Wade Adams and Head Hog Terry Ruchti were the winners for the cycles.

Champion Ford 1 shut out Kasperbauer Cleaners 9 to 0. Wade Wilkie was the MVP with an even par 34 for a net 30! Head Ford Darrin Putney, Monument Man Loren Boyce and John Barratta were all winners for the Ford Motors. The stunning win moved the motors out of the Supper league cellar!

Supper League’s most mature team initially reported a shut out of Graddy’s Tomatoes. That shut out was nullified after a scoring error was uncovered in the Fairway Financial Frank Comito and Digger Dave Nelson match that resulted in a tie. The scoring error seems to have been made by Bud One Jim Auen. This reporter questions if the mature golfers should let others keep score.

2020 Men's Supper League Standings
Team Ford 65.41
Michelob Ultra 56.08
Mid Iowa Team 53.00
Carroll Glass 53.00
Sharp Funeral Home 52.91
Stiff Sticks 49.50
OH BOBBY 46.25
Graddy's Tomatoes 42.33
Champion Ford 2 40.00
HD of Carroll 38.83
Champion Ford 1 38.83
Carroll Eye Care Associates 36.00
Bierl Carpet One 35.33
Kasperbauer Cleaners 32.50

Low Gross Individual - Front 9 – Ryan Feauto

Low Net Individual Front 9 -     Jon Heim

Low Gross Individual Back 9 – Justin Smool

Low Net Individual Back 9 – Wade Wilkie

Closest To The Pin #8 – Josh Sporrer

Closest To The Pin #17 – Cody Forch

Long Putt #9 – Sean Canuso

Long Putt #18 – John Munson


Carroll Municipal Golf Championship





2020 Carroll Municipal Club Champion Tyler Tassell
Tyler Tassell held off Kyle "Karl Christensen to win back to back Muny Club Championships. 

Karl takes a look at a birdie putt for the tie with Papa Joe and Elise Pick looking on

Everyone's favorite Dog finished third

The Junkyard Dog was the final nine medalist with a 3 under 32
Bubba Heisterkamp rounded out the final group and play well after the first hole



Thanks to Larry Devine for his golf coverage

Respectfully submitted
As Always ON IOWA and GO HAWKS!

Mouthpiece








Wednesday, July 22, 2020

America's team stumbles, the father in law goes down and Chad Kanne wins Papa Joe Classic!




Your Ultra team fell hard last night to Champion Ford #1. Bud Three Steve Auen the only winner for Supper League’s most favorite team beating Monument Man Loren Boyce. Long time subscriber, former top local amateur, high successful and more veteran golfer Craig Mertz tied John Barratta. Sources tell this report that Mertz is considering visiting the learning center and was inquiring to the Pro Shop for directions to the facility. One of Supper League’s winningest players Wade Wilkie beat Mouthpiece Mike Franey on the last hole. The young left-handed Mertz struggled against Paul Tigges. Overall a 5 to 3 after a correction was made this morning to the standings.

Team Ford strangled Sharp Funeral Home 9 to 1. Twenty-time city champion Mike “Jewels” Eckerman was heard spouting off on the tarmac in front of the Golf Shop last night before league started about his upcoming successful triumph over son in law Kyle “Karl” Christensen. The story that the 15-time Grinnell Jr Champion was telling did not make it to print as the 6’2” son in law beat the 5’7” highly decorated champion golfer! It truly was the talk of the clubhouse. Eckerman was unavailable for comment although he was visibly shaken as he peeled out from the parking lot of the Carroll Country Club. Christensen remained silent on the matter and let the results speak for themselves. Eckerman failed to turn a score card to the Golf Shop prior to leaving. Anonymous confidential sources on course have confirmed that it was not his best night.  Josh Sporrer and Matt “I will invite you over to play shuffleboard but never answer the door” Fleshner were also winners for the league leading car manufacturer.



Graddy’s smashed some tomatoes on the windshields of the shiny new motorcycles of Harley Davidson of Carroll. Two-time Papa Joe Champion Dave “Digger” Nelson was the only winner in the match against the head hog Terry Ruchti. Grote and Harley Adams, Tomato John and Chico's assistant oil jobber Todd Kanne and Dr. Decay and the head oil jobber himself Chico Kanne all tied. Great to see Kanne playing Supper League again!

Bierl Carpet One pulled the carpet out from Champion Ford #2 7 to 2. Brad Hempstead beat Brad Woodard Jon Sturm tied Three-time Papa Joe Champion Denny Kasperbauer and Clint Cummings fell. Cummings and Woodard report fatigue after playing with Shane Bakke and CK Curt Kirsch for two days at the Papa Joe Classic.

Your Mid Iowa Team dry cleaned Kasperbauer Cleaners 8 to 3. All winners for Mid Iowa except Junkyard Steve Cuda Quandt. Quandt beat up on Mouthpiece 1 and 2 over the weekend at the Muny! AA Ahrendsen, City Champion Ryan Feauto and Kelly Staup’s boyfriend were all winners.

Carroll Glass beat the most mature team Stiff Sticks 6 to 3. Dr. Heim’s husband Jon who won a flag prize last week at the Papa Joe Classic and Lidderdale Country Store’s head chef Brad Stork were winners for the broken glasses. No winners for the sticks. Fairway Financial Frank Comito did not play for the sticks. 

Carroll Eye Care Associates beat OH BOBBY 5 to 3. Dr Bogue and Mr. Forch were winners for the eyes. Sean Canuso was the only winner for OH BOBBY.

2020 Men's Supper League Standings
Team Ford 57.41
Mid Iowa Team 51.00
Michelob Ultra 49.08
Sharp Funeral Home 47.91
Carroll Glass 46.00
OH BOBBY 43.25
Stiff Sticks 42.50
Graddy's Tomatoes 41.33
Champion Ford 2 36.00
HD of Carroll 34.83
Carroll Eye Care Associates 33.00
Kasperbauer Cleaners 32.50
Bierl Carpet One 31.33
Champion Ford 1 29.83

Low Gross Individual - Front 9 - Josh Sporrer
                                                     Justin Yetmar
                                                     Brad Hempstead

Low Net Individual Front 9 -     Josh Sporrer

Low Gross Individual Back 9 - Aaron Ahrendsen

Low Net Individual Back 9 - Tony Badding

Closest To The Pin #8 - Brad Hempstead

Closest To The Pin #17 - Steve Quandt

Long Putt #9 - Kyle Christensen

Long Putt #18 - Doc Sporrer

Chad Kanne drinks from the winning cup!
Just another shout out to the 2020 Papa Joe Classic winner Chad Kanne. Big thanks to all of donors, sponsors and supporters for making this a great tournament and supporting cancer. Thank you to Fairway Frank Comito, Dirk Glynn and all of the staff at the Brooks National Golf Course for another great event!  

I would like to thank all of the seasonal staff who have done a great job this summer at the Carroll Country Club. Good luck on your upcoming school years! Sara and Laura Sweeney, Lauren Macke, Taylor Mohr, Carson Kirsch, Madison Lenoard and anyone I may have forgotten! This report believes that the staff is doing a great job!

Respectfully submitted, 

Mouthpiece




Saturday, July 18, 2020

Kanne wins 2020 Papa Joe Classic



R1 R2 Total
Championship Flight
Kanne Chad 66 67 133 $300.00
Glynn Dirk 67 70 137 $200.00
Eckerman Mike 69 69 138 $100.00
Hackfort Matt 68 72 140
Stork  Brad 69 72 141
Dukes John  74 68 142
Milligan Ryan 73 69 142
Bierl Colin 70 73 143
Fisher Jason 71 72 143
Franey Mike 72 71 143
First Flight
Beiter  Johnny 73 71 144 $200.00
Yetmar Justin 67 77 144 $100.00
Heim Jon 70 74 144
Snyder Benet 71 73 144
Kasperbauer Denny 72 72 144
Haukap Wyatt 74 72 146
Comito  Frank 80 67 147
Sturm Jon 74 73 147
Pick Brad 79 69 148
Second Flight
Reiman Andy 75 73 148 $200.00
Tigges Paul 72 76 148 $100.00
Hempstead Brad 70 79 149
Lujano Matt 76 73 149
Scott Austin 71 78 149
Pick  Nate 75 75 150
Woodard Brad 78 72 150
Ruchti Terry 74 76 150
Cummings Clint 73 77 150
Third Flight
Milligan Kevin 74 76 150 $200.00
Kirsch Curt 85 68 153 $100.00
Svensson Dr. 78 75 153
Schon Scott 75 78 153
Atkinson Kyle 75 81 156
Bakke  Shane 84 79 163
Kasperbauer Michael 84 79 163
Adams Wade 83 82 165
Janson Jerry 86 81 167
Vonnahme Brandon 88 81 169