Wednesday, April 27, 2016

The Defending Champs top Bud Light......Cuda ships driver back....Hwy 30 Car wash sweeps up!

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The first night of the 2016 Men’s Supper League is in the books.

Your Bud Light Team suffered a loss to the defending champions Kimmes Country Stores 5 to 3. Long time subscriber, top local amateur, highly successful and more veteran golfer Craig Mertz was the only winner for Carroll’s most popular league team by beating Ian Kimmes. Bud Two Troy Auen tied Chris Van Dyke. Mouthpiece Mike Franey and Bud Three Steve Hans Auen were conveniently beaten by Jake Kimmes and Steve Kimmes. Steve Sinnard is scheduled to be off the injured reserve list in the near future and Mike Schulz was thinking about fishing.

Image result for Champion fordChampion #2 beat the most mature team Stiffsticks 6 to 2. Brad Woodard and Eric Hammer Time beat Templeton’s Doc Sporrer and Trusty Mike Nelson respectively. Bud One Jim Auen and Howard’s son in law Denny Kasperbauer powder puffed to a tie.

Volquartsen Firearms beat Fleggard 5 to 2. Numbers Bobby Muhlbauer the only winner for the fleas. Does anyone know what that name really means? Tony Pietig and three babies
Life changers! Precious! 
Nic Volquartsen were winners for the gun shop.

“Oh Bobby” beat Bierl Carpet One. Leon Muhlbauer and Taxy Tony Feldman were winners in memory of the head man of Iowa Corn Processors!

Harley Davidson of Carroll won jury trial over EVWS Law Firm. Aaron Ahrendsen led the way for the lawyers with a low net 32. Jamming Joe Hinners and Nervous upcoming newlywed Corey Bluml won for the bikers.

Eric Hammer Time was longest putt on 8 and Peter man Tony Pietig was closest to the pin on 17

The cool weather and the breeze did not bother the Hwy 30 Car Wash as they shut out Community Oil. The oil company were without the head oil jobber Chico Kanne. Car wash Todd Pettit, Curtis Stork along with the Budweiser team transplants Captain Randy Bierl and Countertop Pat Malloy started the year with a clean sweep.

Champion Ford and Mid Iowa battled to a tie. Wade Wilkie beat Paul Tile Tigges and Steve blue Herrin beat Papa Joe Pick. Junkyard Dog Steve Cuda Quandt  beat Darin Putney and Produce Tom Duff beat Monument Man Loren Boyce.

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Westside State Bank smashed Graddy’s Tomatoes 6 to 2. Head Teller Matt Lujano, Michael Kasperbauer and Brandon Vonnahme all winners for the bankers. Dr. Nick Fangman the only winner for the tomatoes.

JEO Consulting broke the plate glass of Carroll Glass 7 to 1. No winners for the glass company while Dr. Bogue’s low net 33 carried the surveyors to the win.
Image result for The krank driverWittrock Motors ran over Family Specialty Medical Center who only had two of their 9 golfers present.

Low net was Cuda Quandt. On course reporters notice Quandt’s new driver “The Krank” had a return shipping label on it before the round was completed. No testimonial on the company web site from Carroll Iowa. This publisher thinks a better name for the driver would be “The Clanker.” 

Closest to the pin was Shaun Quam on hole 8 and Produce Tom Duff drained a three foot sidewinder to win longest putt on 9.  
Other things on my mind......
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  • Jewels Mike Eckerman and Bill Manski(Craig's buddy from Algona) lost 2 to 1 this morning at the 49th Iowa Cup Matches at the Riverside Casino just south of beautiful Iowa City before getting rained out this afternoon Check out the website.

Don't forget about the I Club banquet in Arcadia on May 12th

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That should do it for week one! 

Fairways and Greens to all! 

On Iowa and Go Hawks!