This reporter would like to apologize for the technical difficulties that occurred in week 6 that prevented a report last week. This week I will incorporate some results from last week and will give credit where credit is due.
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Happy Birthday to garbage truck Scott Kanne today. He is 44!
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WCI straightened the walls of Community Oil. Chico Kanne seemed a bit tired after he attempted to defend his Ozark Golf Tourney championship last week. Kanne’s repeat bid fell short and he was clobbered by Brandon Vonnahme. Dierk Halverson the MVP for the oil jobbers. Kanne and Halverson were seen driving aimlessly around after the round looking for golf balls to replace Kanne's stock after his trip to South. Chico’s first assistant Todd was beaten by Scott Schon.
Budweiser notched a big win over Greteman Chiropractic 45 to 27. Pat Malloy and Fred Dolezal were big winners for the king of beers. T-shirt Joel Harris the only loser for the beers.
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Brad Pick, Brad Hempstead and Wyatt Haukap were low gross with one under pars 36. Dirk Glynn was low net and he helped his team to low net team honors. Todd Bierl was closest to the pin on eight and Brad Hempstead drained the longest putt on nine.
The standings in the Masters Flight: Macke Motors 264, Carroll Cycle Center 255, Utilcomm 249, WCI 234 and Greteman Chiropractic 225.
Over in the Phil Mickelson division the two time Supper league champions Your Bud Light team fell into the cellar of the British Open Flight with a 34 to 38 loss to Fairway Frank’s Stiff Sticks. In a press conference after the sun set Bud Light team captain Mike Franey labeled this year as a “rebuilding year” for America’s team. We will strive to stay positive and use great sportsmanship until we can get this train back on the track. Thanks for your continued support of Your Bud Light team during this difficult time. Birthday boy Steve Sinnard was the only winner for Bud Light beating Bud One Jim Auen. Mike Franey and Doc Sporrer battled to a tie. Mike Schulz and Bud Three Steve Auen were both beaten 11 to 7 by Dr. Neal Cross and Chip Wittrock.
British Open Flight front runners Champion Ford pounded Juergen’s Lawn Care 46 to 26. Two time Papa Joe Champion Digger Dave Nelson was the MVP beating Tony Feldmann 13 to 5. Wade Wilke and Monument Man Loren Boyce were also winners for the cars. After the week 7 action Tomato John Gradoville called out the fords for what he is calling a fudging of the handicaps. This report has hired outside counsel to investigate these allegations. An unidentified Champion Ford team member commented after the match that we have nothing to be concerned about. Our handicaps are true and Mr. Gradoville allegations are false. Wade Wilkie nailed the longest putt in week 6. Monument Man Loren Boyce scored low net in week 6.
For their efforts Graddy’s Salsa beat Byronz Boyz 40 to 32 and lost ground to the fords. Tomato John was the MVP with a 14 to 4 beat down of Steve Young. Mike Loehr also a winner for the hot salsas. One has to think that Tomato John’s frustration comes from the fact they are 14 out of the lead and just cannot make up any ground.
Templeton Savings Bank lost 32 to 40 to Active Performance. Shell Oil’s Tony Pietig the only winner for the bankers. Pietig was low gross and low net in week 6.
Badding Construction called in two subs to upset league leading Templeton Rye 39 to 33. Fairway Frank Comito got revenge from an earlier loss to Papa Joe Pick with a 10 to 8 victory. Retired Randy Hockom thumped the Junk Yard Dog 13 to 5. Produce Tom Duff the only winner for the whiskeys. Denny Kasperbauer battled to a 9 – 9 tie. The Rye boys still have a 12 point lead in the US Open Flight.
Dr. Dave Nystrom was low gross with a two under 34, Brian Widdell was low net with a 29, and Graddy’s Salsa won low new team. Steve Herrin was closest to the pin on 17 and Dr. Dave Nystrom nailed the longest putt on 18.
The standings in the US Open Flight: Templeton Rye 266, Juergen’s Lawn Care 254, Stiff Sticks 245, Byronz Boyz 240 and Active Performance 237.
|Congratulations to Tiger Woods on his victory this weekend at the Memorial. |