Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Week 3......Captain Franey in the line up......What about Papa Joe?

Good Tuesday morning to all!
Your publisher just returned from a high level photo shoot on the tarmac in front of the pro shop at the Carroll County Club with Carroll Cycle Center's captain Terry Ruchti. Look for that photo in an upcoming edition of the Carroll Times Herald.
Week 3 starts with your Bud Light team lurking just seven points behind the Cycles who are dripping oil like an engine without an oil plug. Captain Mike Franey will make his highly decorated debut in Supper league tonight teeing off the 11th hole against Byron's Boyz. In a privilege reserved for sponsors similar to NASCAR, Bud Two Troy Auen is using his sponsor exemption claiming a spot in the rotation tonight. Auen is fearful that his play is not up to the high standards needed to make the team so he is hoping to avoid another benching with stellar play tonight in his provisional start. Long time subscriber, top local amateur, highly successful and more veteran golfer Craig Mertz and MVP font runner Steve Sinnard round out the roster tonight. Steve "Hans" Auen is out of town attending a work related meeting and has requested the night off. This will in no way effect Auen's position in the MVP status.

Your captain has sold the rights to 2008 Bud Light MVP Mike Schulz for tonight to Hawkeye Community Brokers. The details of the deal are not being disclosed but rumors say it is in the six figures.

The Cycles will be playing right behind Your Bud Light team and are squaring off against Larry's Automotive. Captain TR will be in the line up for the Cycles. In the junior division the moldy subs go head to head with Captain Frank Comito's Stiff Sticks. Good news for the Subs........not far to fall as they are only two spots above the cellar. The anticipation is killing this publisher to see if Captain Papa Joe Pick will bless Supper league with his presence tonight.

A big shout out to subscriber Kim Hackett's son Colin who fired a 76 yesterday in Red Oak to capture Hawkeye 10 Conference Medalist honors. His mother is an accomplished player as a past Carroll Country Club Champion.

A big report welcome to new subscribers Carroll Community Schools Superintendent Rob Cordes and Carroll Chamber of Commerce Executive Director Jim Gossett.

Have a great Tuesday!

Fairway and greens to all!
Bud Light Championship Captain Franey

5 comments:

MVP said...

I think we should renegotiate my salary, or I should get commission on the profit I bring to the team.

Schulz

Mike Franey said...

MVP,
Salary is based on points generated for the team through weekly play. You should still have plenty of money left over from your MVP bonus pay from last year.

Captain!

MVP said...

I spent my bonus on Bud Light!

Schulz

Mike Franey said...

MVP
Let all the employees and owners of the Ed M. Feld Equipment Co. that they have been approced as Birdie sponsors of the Bud Light Report!
Captain.

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