Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Bud Light in the lead………MVP Hans Auen wins big….Cycles throttled….Cycles Captain TR out of the hospital!

On a windy night your Bud Light team vaulted to the top of the Zach Johnson division on the shoulders of Steve “Hans”Auen! Auen took care of Scott Greteman 7 to 2 to pace your Bud Light team and is leading the race for the Bud Light MVP averaging 11.67 points every time that he steps on the course. 2008 Bud Light MVP Mike Schulz beat his boss John Feld 11 to 7. For his efforts Schulz gets two days off without pay! Previous MVP front runner Steve Sinnard was stopped by Tony Pietig and Captain Mike Franey was beaten by John Horbach! Sinnard and Franey are officially benched for next week’s action. Long time subscriber, top local amateur, highly successful and more veteran golfer Craig Mertz was seen exercising by golfers on their way to the course. Sponsor Troy Auen subbed for Sharp Funeral Home and tied his match. Auen will be back in the line up next week for Your Bud Light team as he will be looking for his first win of the season. Your Bud Light team is in first place in the Zach Johnson division three points ahead of the hottest team in the league Commercial Savings Bank. Your Bud Light team was low net team last night as well. Papa Joe Pick was seen following around members of the Bud Light golf team in hopes of scoring another Pro V 1 golf ball.
Last night was not a good night for the Carroll Cycle Center as they were killed by Tomato John Gradoville and the Carroll County State Bank team 44 to 28. The Cycles lost their lead and are now in 4th place eleven points behind the defending champions. Tomato John shut out D.A. Tony Bluml 4 holes to 0. M.C. Café’s heading cooking professional Mark Tigges was the leading point getter for the Cycles with a tie! Only minutes after the match the cycles were seen speeding off on their Harleys and were not available for comment.
The $5 foot longs took it on the chin again last night and extended the club’s longest losing streak as they lost to the Macke Motors team. In his teams debut Flying Bob Raue cooled the jets of Captain Papa Joe Pick. Tom “Duffer” Duff was beaten by his boss and new subscriber Joel Flug and Captain Randy Bierl beat the Junk Yard Dog. The Motors won their match last night but lost their lead to Frank Comito’s Stiff Sticks. The Stiff Sticks pummeled Hawkeye Commodity Brokers like a bad investment 52 to 20 in one of most lop sided matches of the year. Comito holed out from the green side bunker on 10 to dash all the hopes of Sean O’Leary. Dave Nelson took home longest putt honors on 18 for the brokers. Unreliable sources say the putt was for double bogey.

Other news worthy items………….

· Wade Pettitt shot 4 under 30 on the back nine to take medalist honors in the Tiger Woods division.
· Carroll Country Club President Randy Hockom nailed longest putt on 9.
· Papa Joe’s oldest Aaron was closest to the pin on 8. Good to see someone in the Pick family realizing success on the links.
· Clothier Wade Wilke redeems himself from last week’s 53 shooting a 43.
· Broadband Bandits scored their first win of the year beating Byron’s Boyz. Colin Bierl was the leader of the team. Todd Bierl hit into Your Bud Light team twice on the same hole.
· While writing the report your publisher received an email from the Cycles Captain Terry Ruchti saying he was going home. Good luck in your recovery at home TR!
· Thanks to Mac’s Café for another fine cup of coffee this morning to propel your publisher through the report.

Welllll that is a wrap and in closing I feel it is appropriate to steal the words of Carroll Cycle Center’s Captain Terry Ruchti. Have a great week and remember “It’s your time………..enjoy the ride!”

Fairways and greens to all!
Captain Franey

1 comment:

Unknown said...

How come there has been no update to the golf report since May 20th?