Monday, May 4, 2009

Sinnard the MVP....Papa Joe Pick a no show!

Thanks for your patience in waiting for the Bud Light report for week 1. A free one month’s subscription to all of you who are not on probation.
Week one closed with your Bud Light team in 4th place and 14 points behind the Carroll Cycle Center team. Your Bud Light Team was led by Steve Sinnard with 12 points and Steve “Hans” Auen, 2008 MVP Mike Schulz and Long time subscriber, top local amateur, highly successful and more veteran golfer Craig Mertz all tied their matches and scored 9 points. Sinnard leads the MVP race after week one. The line up will be determined on Tuesday morning. The anticipated debut of Team sponsor Bud Two Troy Auen is expected to happen tomorrow night. Happy Anniversary wishes go out to Troy and Lisa Auen and Craig and Sheri Mertz for celebrating recent anniversaries.

The cycles killed Community Oil Company 53-19 in the largest point total of the night. Leading point getter for the Cycles was Joe Hinners who scored 18 points. Captain Terry Ruchti shot a 39 and collected 12 points, D.A. Tony Bluml shot a 39 and collected 10 points and Dr. J.B. Greenwell scored 13 points to round out the team total.
The publisher has received several calls from members of the Subway team crying about the Subs not being in the same division as the defending champions. Wellllllllll....the way I see it is the Tiger's Woods division allowed for the Subs to be low gross team last week but they only scored 38 points. If you were in the same division as the defending champions you would not get any honors. What does this say about the handicap situation of the team. According to records obtained by this reporter Tom "Duffer" Duff shot 37 and did not even get credited with low gross. See what happens when you cry!

Who was on their game.............

Bud One Jim Auen shot a 36 for low gross honors in the Zach Johnson division! He also collected a flag prize on 18.

Long time subscriber, top local amateur, highly successful and more veteran golfer Craig Mertz who also shot 36 for low gross honors. You sure do know how to golf your golfing ball Mr. Mertz!

Joe Hinners who led the Cycles with 18 points which represented 33.9% of the scoring. Maybe next week someone will help you.

Mike Gute's Kerps team for scoring 46 points and being at the top of the Tiger Woods division.

John Beiter who was low gross and low net with a 38 and closest to the pin on 8.

Steve Sinnard for being in the lead of for the Bud Light MVP with only 16 weeks remaining.

Who was Not...........

The entire Subway team for all of the first night whinning, crying and pouting. Maybe the Farmer and the Dog should quit carrying on and start worrying about losing money on the weekends.

Subway's off season acquisition Pat "Spanky" Vollstedt for a nice round of 45 in his Subway debut.

The subscription of Laurens Iowa's best pizza maker Todd Kanne is on probation until further notice for allowing the Cycles to score 53 points.

New subscriber Dirk Glynn starts out on probation for tying 2008 Bud Light MVP Mike Schulz. Schulz was up several holes and let Glynn back in the match. Where is the respect Mr. Glynn?

That is all that I got for this first edition. I will be back in the morning with the Week 2 line up.

Fairways and greens to all !
Captain Franey

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