The Carroll area lost a giant of a man with a caring and giving heart on Sunday. From the first time that I met him to the last time I saw him a couple of weeks I admired the way that he treated people including myself. You always felt better after talking with John. He was a larger than life figure who ran one of the area's most successful businesses for many years. He made countless contributions to various individuals and causes! As his obituary says he lived each day like it was Christmas! My heartfelt condolences go out to his family and friends! Thanks Norgy for being you! I will always remember you for bringing a positive light to this world.
Breaking News! Multiple sources are indicating that a couple of scoring errors may have been made last night that could affect the overall league standing. A formal complaint is being filed and this report will update you next week as details become available!
On a warm night at the Carroll Country Club your Michelob Ultra team got the job done against Carroll Glass. For the first time ever I witnessed a new type of trick to affect the outcome of a Super League match. As this publisher and Curt Kirsch approached the last hole in a tightly contested match the dynamic duo of Keith Pottebaum and Brad "Lipper" Stork pulled the we ran out of gas in our cart trick. Ironically we were at the furthest point away from the clubhouse just yards away from Ed Tomka's house. So the caring hearts of your Michelob Ultra team became distracted producing a topped drive and a loss of hole and match for this publisher to LCS's top man. Busch Light Curt Kirsch tied Pottebaum with a par on the last hole. The match ended peacefully with all golfers shaking hands with the evident smell of gas on Pottebaum. Long time subscriber, former top local, highly successful and very veteran golfer Craig Mertz beat the glass company's general manager Andy Reiman and Bud Two Troy Auen beat Benton Snyder(Happy Birthday Benton). The captain of the Carroll Glass team is Jon Heim who started harassment via text messaging early on Tuesday morning with members of the Ultra team. An investigation has been launched into Heim's conduct. Magic Mike Schulz was not on the roster and is working on his game to make his season debut. Bud Three Hans Auen subbed for Champion Chrysler. Overall the victory keeps Americas's team at the top of the league.
Carpet One Floor and Home leapfrogged the cycles of Harley Davidson. The floor coverings sit just one point behind the most popular Supper League team. Mills Milligan, Brad Pick were winners. The season debut of Colin Bierl came in dramatic fashion as Easy Ed Cutler three-putted the last hole to give Bierl the win. The loss comes after the greatest night in OH BOBBY history last week. Milligan was awarded the low net on the front nine along with Giddy up Wyatt Haukap and Craig Mertz(which be protested).
HD of Carroll dropped a spot to third with a loss to Westside State Savings Bank. AA Aaron Ahrendsen, Willy Beck and Carroll Municipal Golf Course League President Matt Fleshner were winners for the bankers. The only winner for the cycles was the head hog Terry Ruchti who fired a 37. AA, John Munson and Ruchti all shared the low net on the back 9. Fleshner drained the longest putt on #9.
Sharp Funeral Home clipped Champion Chrysler by one. Techie Volquartsen and Colton Hackfort were winners for the caskets. Darin Putney and Wade Wilkie were winners for the cars. Jon Heim who as you remember is the captain of the Carroll Glass team who lost to your Ultra team subbed for the caskets in a losing fashion. Monument Man Loren Boyce was not offering any quotes this week to be included in the report.
A half-full Anytime Fitness team was beaten by the swingers of Full Swing Golf. BV Brandon Vonnahme nailed the longest putt on #18. Welcome to the league Brett Pietig and Ryan Lynch.
Kasperbauer Cleaners had a career night with a 7-2 win over a short Champion Ford team. Wyatt Haukap, Tony Badding and Matt Hackfort were all winners for the cleaners. Scott Schon lost his match but did collect a closest to the pin on #8.
Graddy's Tomatoes nipped Supper League's most mature team by one. Tomato John and Dr. Decay Nick Fangman were winners for the tomatoes. Bud One Jim Auen was the only winner for the sticks. Larry Doc Sporrer knocked it close on 17 and made a 50 foot putt during the round that was in all the way according to confidential sources.
Some tickets still remain for the Carroll Area I Club banquet May 24th
Here are some important dates to remember
May 30, 2022
Memorial Day Event
June 3-4, 2022
Member/Guest
June 10-11, 2022
Carroll Amateur
June 22,
2022
IGCSA Event
June 27, 2022
St. Anthony Outing
July 3,
2022
4th of July Event
July 15,
2022
Chamber Golf Outing
July 20 & 21
Papa Joe Classic
July 29,
2022
ParTee Classic
August 7, 2022
CCC Club Championship
August 28, 2022
Bill Franey Open
September 5, 2022
Labor Day Event
September 17, 2022
Rivalry Cup
October 15, 2022
Harvest Cup
Respectfully submitted
Mouthpiece Mike Franey
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