Wednesday, August 28, 2019

Westside State Savings Bank tops Mid Iowa for Supper League Championship...Ultra 3rd!



2019 Supper League Champions! Corey Bluml, Tony Schweers, Justin Yetmar and Matt Fleshner
The championship match saw Aaron Ahrensensen take it deep to beat the one and only Corey Bluml. Unfortunately, that was all the Mid Iowa Team had. Justin Yetmar beat Steve "Cuda" Quandt, Matt Fleshner beat Tom Duff and Tony Schweers beat Papa Joe Pick. 

In a statement to The Franey Report world headquarters, the head teller at the Westside State Savings Bank Matt Lujano said "We are extremely please and over joyed with the prestigious Supper League title." A celebration parade is in the works on main street in Westside. Matt Lujano and Bill Beck were not available for play on Tuesday. This reporter has to think that the beard contest at the Westside Sesquicentennial was just too much to recover from to be considered for action in the championship match.

The 10 time City Champion and 9 time Carroll Country Club Champion Corey Bluml said "this is the most satisfying championship that I have ever won."
Runner ups - Steve "Cuda" Quandt, Aaron Ahrendsen, Tom Duff and Papa Joe Pick
 "The Mid Iowa Team played hard this year and for that we are proud!" said the Mid Iowa Team captain Papa Joe Pick.
Larry "Doc" Sporrer, Bud One Jim Auen, Craig Mertz and Steve Sinnard
 Craig Mertz beat Bud One Jim Auen despite a public bribe that was caught on camera just before the match. Steve Sinnard beat Doc Sporrer.
Bud Two Troy Auen beat Fairway Frank Comito and Mouthpiece Mike Franey tied Trusty Mike Nelson. An unnamed confidential source inside the Ultra organization with the initials TA said( and I do quote) "that the Ultra team will start preparing for next year. Some changes may be considered - sponsorship change, change of management(who would want that pressure), trade negotiations(that has been tried before and no one would take any of the members) along with mandatory classes that would attempt to improve the mental attitude of the team. The Ultra team strives for first each and every year. Third is just no acceptable."

At 5:15 Tuesday night lightning did strike inside the clubhouse when the head oil jobber Chico Kanne bought a round of drinks for the table this reporter was sitting at! Thanks Chico! 

That is a wrap for the 2019 Men's Supper League season. The meal last night was awesome. Thanks to Paul Tigges and all of the individuals who worked so hard to make the season an enjoyable time. 

Fall league is next up so grab a partner and sign up! 

It is now the football season and I would like to wish all of the teams the best success!

ON IOWA and GO HAWKS!

Mike Franey
3rd place captain of the Michelob Ultra team


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