Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Week 8 wrap up!

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Your Bud Light Team’s born on date is expired…….Junk Yard Dog aces #17, Tomato John Gradoville aces #8 and NO Bud Light Week 8 MVP!

On a night that all of the stars were lining up for a big Bud Light victory the winds of change came over the Carroll Country Club along with a film of oil. That’s right the oil jobbers from Community Oil Company stood toe to toe with your Bud Light team showed no respect for the defending champions solidly beat your Bud Light team 40 to 32. Laurens Iowa’s best pizza maker Todd Kanne played well beating your Captain 10 to 8, Dick Mulhbauer topped 2009 MVP contender Steve “Hans” Auen 10 to 8. Head Oiler Chico Kanne tied 2008 Bud Light MVP Mike Schulz in your Bud Light team’s only glimmer of greatness. Mike Nelson beat Bud Light team sponsor Troy Auen 11 to 7. With all of that your Bud Light team goes from 1st to 3rd 7 points behind the fine folks from Community Oil Company. Walsh Motors topped Commercial Savings Bank 40 to 32 and leap frogged your Bud Light team moving the Motors into 2nd!

The Bud Light MVP race is now all tied up with Steve “Hans” Auen and Steve Sinnard knotted up averaging 10.20 points each week. No MVP award this week for your Bud Light team and the Week 9 line ups will be released at a later date!

The Carroll Cycle Center blew a tire last night losing to Byron’s Boyz 41 to 31. The Cycles are 8 points behind your Bud Light team in 4th place. Week 8 MVP for the Cycles is Tony Bluml. Terry Ruchti remains the MVP front runner with a 1 point lead over Tony Bluml.

Over in the Tiger Woods division Captain Frank Comito’s Stiffsticks continue their winning ways taking care Utilicom 42 to 30. The Sticks are 11 points ahead of a hot Juergen’s Lawn and Landscape team who thumped Volquartsen Customs 47 to 25. It has always been this publisher’s opinion that it is not a good thing to make the customs mad as they play with guns.

Macke Motors lost a close one to the Nate Pettitt’s Carroll Country Club team. On the golf course it really does not matter if you have won a state championship or you are a golf professional because the experience of being around the block a time or two makes all the difference. You guessed it the old veteran Grandpa Uncle Bruce knocked the legs out from under nephew Nate last night beating him 11 to 7. Randy Bierl and Joel Flug suffered loses. Flying Bob Raue was a winner as well. Flying Bob is still in the clouds from his big upset win over Papa Joe Pick over the weekend on the fairways and greens of Brooks National Golf Course.


Other news worthy items………………………..

· Welcome to new subscribers John Feld from Feld Fire Equipment, Carroll Glass’ Andy Reiman and Tom Burns from the Daily Times Herald.
· Congrats go out to the Carroll Country Club’s head bar keeper Jason Scranton who had his lowest round ever last night with a 38 on the back nine and throttling Macke Motor’s Randy Bierl 13 to 5.
· Congratulations goes out to Antivirus Adam Schweers for beating Jodi Kanne in a close match in the Cleveland Golf Match Play event going on now at the club.
· The great shooting award goes out to Wade Pettitt for his 7 under 30 on the front nine of the Carroll Country Club last night
· A formal investigation has been launched with the Carroll Country Club Handicap Chairman against La-z-boys Louie Prenger by a member of the Miller Lite team. Bud One Jim Auen who is recovering from his high ankle sprain may have come back to action too soon as he was beaten badly by Pat Malloy. Auen was seen using all of the ice from the beer cart to take care of that swelling ankle.
· The June 30th Supper League trade deadline is fast approaching so any teams have some dead weight just kick ‘em to the crib or send them over to the Soggy Subs. The Subs last night lost to the Sharp Funeral Home. Pat “Spanky Vollstedt and Steve “Cuda” Quandt were winners, Captain Papa Joe Pick tied and Hy-Vee Produce Manager Tom “Duffer” Duff was gutted by Rick Bauer 14 to 4. No smiles in the Hy-Vee’s produce isles today
· Hawkeye Commodity Brokers are making a move in the Tiger Woods division moving into 4th place. The 2008 Papa Joe Okoboji Classic Champion Digger Dave Nelson led the way for the Brokers!

It’s the time! Next Tuesday, June 23, 2009 at the Carroll Country Club 5:30 in the evening!
#3 Bud Light vs. #4 Carroll Cycle Center

That is a wrap for week 8! A little stumble for your Bud Light team last night although half the season remains. All of the staff at Bud Light world headquarters would like to thank Mac’s Corner Café for the coffee and rolls this morning. However the girls are worried that if your Bud Light team goes on a losing streak that their figures are going to be affected by the grief buffet provided Mac’s Corner Cafe.

Fairways and greens to all!
2008 Championship Supper league Captain Mike Franey

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