Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Bud Light wins Tiger Woods Division!....Sinnard Week 17 MVP....Cycles 2nd....Subs 3rd!

Good morning Bud Light Sports Fans!

A glorious night with a fall hint to contest a divisional championship. An eleven point lead proved to be just enough on a night that saw 2007 Carroll Country Club President Mike Schulz get clubbed by 1998 Jefferson-Scranton Community High School graduate Tristan Brown 14 to 4. With his effort Schulz casts some doubt on the MVP award as season long MVP contender Steve Sinnard was the only winner of Week 17 securing the victory for the team by beating 2008 Carroll Country Club handicap champion Andy Reiman 11 to 7. Team sponsor Steve "Hans" Auen was sucking wind last night as well as he was beaten by Jay Westerkamp and his 21 handicap 11 to 7. Long time subscriber, top local amateur, highly successful and more veteran golfer Craig Mertz returned to action after a family vacation to play very well only to tie a cagey veteran Benet Snyder 9 to 9. So with all of that your Bud Light team was beaten on the last night of the league 41 to 31. Bud Light received some help from team sponsor Bud One Jim Auen’s Prenger
La-z-boy team as they held Stiffsticks to a 36 to 36 split. It is in the books and your Bud Light team wins the Tiger Woods division by 6 over Stiffsticks and 9 clear of the Soggy Subs. Up next for your Bud Light team is Zach Johnson divisional winners Carroll County State Bank made up of John Gradoville, Mike Mosher, Don Neary, Nick Fangman and Adam Schweers next week on the fairways and greens of the Carroll Country Club. Coach Troy Auen will return to action next week for the playoffs and league sources tell the report that your Captain has enough splinters in his ass from being on the bench that he too may even return for the playoff match. Match ups for next week will be released at a later time. The 2008 Bud Light MVP award will be announced next Wednesday.

Speaking of the soggy subs they played Subway Mike Gute’s Kerps team last night and won 38 to 34 to close the gap a little on second only to remain in third place. This sets up a Week 16 rematch with team sponsor Bud One Jim Auen’s Prenger La-z-boy team that were embarrassed by the subs 45 to 27. Bud One has proclaimed victory for next week and the trash talking was running rampant last night. Tom Duff was the lone sub as 2008 Carroll Senior City Champion Papa Joe Pick drove south in a high rate of speed after carding a 41 on the front nine. In the week 16 match Carroll Hy-Vee store director Randy Kruse subbed for the subs and was the big point getter clobbering former store director Randy Hockum. A Hy-Vee announcement yesterday informed of Kruse’s upcoming transfer to a new Hy-Vee store in Windsor Heights. This reporter would like to wish Kruse luck with his future and is saddened to see him leave Carroll as he was proving to be a community asset. One has to wonder where the Subs will get their points next week.

Other news making items…………………….
• Carroll Cycle Center finished up in second just 9 points behind CCSB winning last night over Farm Bureau 38 to 34. Tony Bluml, Jay Drees, and J.B. Greenwell are all MVP’s.
• Flying Bob informed me on the range last night that there would be no aerial coverage for Week 17 but look for a busy air space next week for the playoffs.
• Sources tell me that Flying Bob was low man for the team with a 35 as both Car Wash Todd and Uncle Grandpa Bruce carded 37’s and Captain Randy Bierl shot a smooth 41.
• Closest to the pin honors on hole #8 for Steve “Hans” Auen
• Low Gross on the front nine to Mike “Jewels” Eckerman. Congrats on your 4th place finish in the club tournament.
• Club Champion Wade Pettitt shot a six under 28 on the back nine but was beaten by 1 for low gross.
• The Carroll Country Club team was low net and our barkeeper Jason Scranton had the longest putt on 11.
• 3rd place Subway was low net team
• Good luck to Kirby Pettitt as he starts his career at Colorado State University

Well week 17 is in the books and with comes a Tiger Woods divisional championship. Your Bud Light team will contend for a 2008 Carroll Country Club Men’s Supper league championship next week. Good luck starting tomorrow to 20 time Carroll City Champion Mike “Jewels” Eckerman, Wade “Wanda” Pettitt, Ben Pettitt and CCC head golfing professional Nate Pettitt who are playing in the Iowa Open at the Des Moines Golf and Country Club. Also good luck to all of the players traveling over to the 2008 Bill Franey Open in Jefferson on Sunday.
That’s a wrap and in the words of our great sponsor………This Bud’s for you!

Fairways and greens to all!
Captain Franey

Save the date August 26th Your Bud Light team vs CCCB for the 2008 Supper League Championship!

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