Week 10 in review

In the words of your publisher!


Cycles to the top………Hans Auen Week 10 MVP………CSB crushed and What’s wrong with Papa Joe?!

A night that saw the North winds carry the Carroll Cycle Center team into 1st place in the Zach Johnson division riding on the shoulders of D.A. Tony Bluml. Captain Terry Ruchti was back in action after a successful hip surgery and he still remains the MVP front runner for the cycles. The Cycles posted an impressive 55 to17 throttling of the Broadband Bandits.

The Cycles are just 7 points clear of your Bud Light team who took care of Bud One’s La-z-boys 40 to 32. Nephew Troy Auen topped Uncle Jim 10 to 8 on his way to shooting a 37. For Auen the even par round is far and away the best performance of the year for him and well needed as he is sitting in 5th place in the MVP standings. Your Bud Light team was led last night by 2009 MVP front runner Steve “Hans” Auen who took Rick Kasperbauer to the cleaners. Auen’s round was highlighted by a chip over a bunker that landed on a pillow resulting in a saving par. Your Captain edged out 2009 Carroll Country Club President Randy Hockom. Steve Sinnard ran into a scrappy Larry “Doc” Sporrer and was beaten 10 to 8. Over all a good night for YOUR Bud Light team jumping up a spot into 2nd and only 7 points behind the tail lights of the cycles.

A developing story that this publisher is monitoring is over in the Tiger Woods division as Juergens Lawn and Landscape is making a strong move to the top and currently are tied with Captain Comito’s Stiffsticks. The Sticks beat Juergens in Week 1 42 to 30. The lawn boys were led by Pete Juergens who shut out Cory Hempstead
18 to 0. Twenty time City Champion Mike “Jewels” Eckerman was a big winner last night wearing his Tiger Woods Sunday red shirt. The sticks last night took away the guns from Volquartsen Customs.

What is going on with Subway? The soggy subs slipped another slot to 10th in the Zach Johnson division. Steve “Cuda” Quandt and Tom “Duffer” Duff were winners for the subs. Captain Papa Joe Pick suffered terminal damage last night shooting a 45. That’s right eleven over par and just a cool 12 shots from low gross honors. Knowing the talent level of Papa Joe Pick several report subscribers are considering an intervention.


Other news worthy items………………………..

· Carroll Country Club head golf professional Nate Pettitt was tied last night by little brother Wade for low gross with a 1 under par 33 on the back nine. Wade was subbing for Macke Motors and along with Grandpa Uncle Bruce led the team for the Motors.
· Subway Mike Gute led his Kerp’s squad over Cute Kyle’s morticians 43 to 29.
· A big shout out to the 2009 Candy Classic winners Dirk Glynn, Pete Collison, Tom Burns and Papa Joe’s eldest Aaron Pick shooting a 15 under par over the weekend in the win.
· Congratulations to subscriber Ron Juergens for his low net 61 in the Men’s 18 hole league. Juergens along with his playing partner Jerry Schroeder were also awarded low net team honors.
· Long time subscriber, top local amateur, highly successful and more veteran golfer Craig Mertz still remains on the injured reserve list and is questionable for week 11.
· The late Byron Nair is smiling from above this morning as his boy’s dismantled Commercial Savings Bank last night.
· Feld Fire Equipment punctured a hole in the oil jobbers of Community Oil Company knocking them from 1st to 3rd.
· The Miller Lite team last night featured 4 members of the Class of 69. The 69’ers all won their matches last evening and it is unclear if Fred Dolezal and Joel Harris will earn their starting spots back.


That’s a wrap for the Week 10. The Cycles take the lead in the Zach Johnson division with YOUR Bud Light team in hot pursuit.

On behalf of this report I would like to wish all of you a Happy 4th of July holiday! I hope that you take time to celebrate with family and friends. Your publisher is off to the lakes of Minnesota in search of the big! Happy 4th July to all!

Fairways and greens to all!
2008 Championship Supper league Captain Mike Franey