Wednesday, July 22, 2009

A BIG Bud Light Victory.........Sinnard Week 13 MVP......New leader in the Tiger Woods division!


The skies over the Carroll Country Club opened up last night just in time for the golf gods to witness your Bud Light team defeating arch rival Carroll Cycle Center. Your Bud Light team was led by 2009 MVP contender Steve Sinnard. Sinnard defeated Tony Bluml 12 to 6 and has crawled into virtually a dead heat with 2009 MVP front runner Steve "Hans" Auen for this years individual honors. Auen was rested last night by Captain Mike Franey from action but was seen completing a four mile walk with wife Krissi. It is good to see that the Bud Light team conditioning program is in full swing. Riding along with Sinnard was 2008 Bud Light MVP Mike Schulz who took care of Joe Hinners 11 to 7. Captain Mike Franey revenged a 2008 loss to Dr. J.B. Greenwell by beating him 11 to 7. The only blemish on your Bud Light team card was in the match that pitted sponsor against sponsor. Bud Two and team sponsor Troy Auen lost a close one to Carroll Cycle Center team sponsor and captain Terry Ruchti 10 to 8. Your Captain sent long time subscriber, top local amateur, highly successful and more veteran golfer Craig Mertz to play for Sharp Funeral Home where he took care of 2008 Papa Joe Okoboji Classic winner Digger Dave Nelson 11 to 7.

Another solid performance from your Bud Light team last night as they remain perched at the top of the Zach Johnson division. The lead was reduced last night by one point to 6 as the oil jobbers of Community Oil Company handed Byron's Boyz a 43 to 29 loss. Dick Muhlbauer led the team beating Brian Widdel 14 to 4. Todd Kanne beat Leon Muhlbauer 12 to 6 and Dierk Halverson beat Tony Feldman 11 to 7. The only loss for the team was from the head oil jobber Chico Kanne who fell to Bob Giguere. As of this moment your publisher will not be accepting any more coffee or donuts from Mac's Corner Cafe to insure that no foreign substances interfere with the decision making process that is needed to win a Zach Johnson division title. Java Ridge coffee from Kum and Go will be the official coffee of your publisher for the remainder of the year.

So the leader board in the Zach Johnson division has Your Bud Light team with 437 points followed by Community Oil Company with 431, Walsh Motors with 417 and the Carroll Cycle Center and Commercial Savings Bank with 410.


This publisher was ambushed as he entered the clubhouse last night by members of several teams in the Tiger Woods division wanting to make sure that their results received mention in today's report as they scored big victories. Papa Joe Pick was patiently waiting for your publisher perched on the bar stools on the North side of the bar to report that his Subway team dismantled Kasperbauer Cleaners 55 to 17. This is the third consecutive win for the soggy subs in as many weeks and has moved them from 10th place in week 11 to 4th in week 13! Also waiting for your publisher was Uncle Grandpa Bruce Pettitt and Captain Carpet Randy Bierl to tell me all about Macke Motors big win 53 to 19 over the gunners of Volquartsen Customs. The Motors leap frogged from 4th to 1st in the Tiger Woods division with the help of Uncle Grandpa Bruce's nephews, Nate and Kirby's, throttling of league leading Stiffsticks 45 to 27. Ron Juergen's lawn boys just got by Subway Mike Gute's Kerp's squad 37 to 35.


As the top analyst of Supper league action I am sorry to burst your bubbles BUT all of these large moves were made against teams with only three players. I understand that it is not your fault but it is like playing baseball without a bat, bowling with a square ball or polo without a horse! What is fair about Mike Nelson playing both Nate and Kirby Pettitt at the same time and watching them shoot three under each. It sure has made for some interesting conversation and made quite a heated race for the Tiger Woods division title. This report will put an asterisk on the Week 13 results in the Tiger Woods division.
In other news worthy items.........


  • Congrats to John Gradoville for his even par 34 to earn low gross honors!

  • Eric Muhlbauer for earning closest to the pin on #17

  • Todd Kanne for low gross with a 29(an official investigation has been launched to look at his handicap)

  • Kirby and Nate Pettitt for low gross with a three under 34 on the front nine.

  • Low net team honors to Ron Juergen's lawn boys!

  • Head bar keeper Jason Scranton for closest to the pin on #8

  • Low net team to Commercial Savings Bank and for a big win over the La-z-boys.

  • Welcome to new birdie sponsors: Schulz Cellars-who will be featuring his wines at the CCC on August 29th and Super Soynuts of Inwood, Iowa!

That's a wrap for Week 13! Your Bud Light team still on top of the Zach Johnson division!

Fairways and greens to all!

Championship Supper league Captain

Mike Franey

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