Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Week 10 line ups!

Bud Light takes dead aim at Bud One’s La-Z-boys……..Mertz on the DL and the Cycles cheer for joy.

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It was around 6:00 on Saturday evening in the West rough of the signature hole of the Carroll Country Club when a pop silenced man kind for miles. That pop came from the back of Long time subscriber, top local amateur, highly successful and more veteran golfer Craig Mertz resulting in a position on the Bud Light disabled list. Mertz was wrestling with fellow report subscriber Kristy “Kwee” McDermott at the time of the accident. McDermott’s subscription to this report is on probation until further notice. Mertz’s condition is day to day.

Your Bud Light team will take on Carroll Supper league’s oldest team and former past champions…..The Prenger La-z-boys. The more mature team currently reside in 5th place just 11 points behind your Bud Light team. Making the call to the 5th tee this evening for YOUR Bud Light team will be 2009 MVP front runner BUD Three Steve “Hans” Auen, 2008 MVP contender Steve Sinnard, Bud Two Troy Auen, and YOUR Captain Mike Franey. 2008 Bud Light MVP Mike Schulz is in Minnesota relaxing with his family on a lake. Schulz will receive real time updates regarding tonight’s match.

All of the members of the Carroll Cycle Center team last week were seen doing the rain dance on the practice green prior to week 9 action. Fear is deadly and it was apparent the cycles were not ready to take on YOUR Bud Light team last week. The Cycles play the Broadband Bandits tonight and unofficial report sources say that Captain Terry Ruchti may be back in the line up tonight for the Cycles. The news is unofficial as all of my reporters are still covering the death of Michael Jackson.

The first place Community Oil Company tries to extinguish Feld Fire Equipment. This report is offering a free drink as a bounty to the Feld team for a victory over the oil jobbers. Second place Walsh Motors take on Carroll County State Bank.
Over in the minors Subway looks to improve on their 9th place position taking on Utilicom. Captain Comito’s Stiffsticks take on the guns of Volquartsen Custom and the sputtering Macke Motors team hopes to see clearly against the Carroll Eye Clinic.


Other news worthy items………………………..

· Congrats to Kirby Pettitt for a top ten showing at the Fort Dodge Am over the weekend and good luck in the Match Play event.


That’s a wrap for the Week 10 line up show. It appears it will be a gorgeous night on the East side of Carroll

Fairways and greens to all!
2008 Championship Supper league Captain Mike Franey

2 comments:

Kristy "the crusher" McDermott said...

News of weekend events have traveled fast through the wrestling community, as I have been contacted by the WWF for a try out. As of yet I am not considering a career change and think Mr Metz should take a pill, suck it up and get over it :)

Mike Franey said...

Congratulations Crusher! You would be a great attraction on WWF!