Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Week 6 in review!

Your Bud Light Team falls…… Long time subscriber, top local amateur, highly successful and more veteran golfer Craig Mertz is MVP…..Cycles and Subs Win!

This publisher realized while watching the ten o’clock news last night that he had not received an update from the Carroll Country Club on the performance of your Bud Light Team! The fax machine at world headquarters delivered the news early on Wednesday morning and it was then that I determine that the team was playing rock paper scissors to see who would make the call and that they must have never determined a caller.
The good news is your Bud Light team still remains in 1st place in the Zach Johnson division just 4 points ahead of Walsh Motors. Long time subscriber, top local amateur, highly successful and more veteran golfer Craig Mertz led Your Bud Light team last night with another solid round of two under par 35 to capture low gross honors. Mertz leads the team in scoring averaging with 34.67 per round and is currently in 4th place in the MVP standings averaging just better than a tie each week. Bud Light team sponsor Troy Auen picks up his first win of the season in week 6 beating Bill Bird 10 to 8. Our team sponsor is in 5th place in the MVP standings averaging 9.33 points each night.
Bud Light MVP front runner Steve “Hans” Auen struggled with Dr. P.J. Greteman 8 to 10 but still hangs on to the MVP lead with a 10.75 point average which is only ¼ point ahead of Captain Mike Franey and Steve Sinnard. The MVP criteria may have to change if the MVP front runner shoots many more 8 over par 45’s. 2008 MVP Mike Schulz had his train derailed last night by Rich Hartley or maybe himself by shooting a 9 over par 46. Nice shooting Mr. Schulz and for your efforts you are currently in last place in the 2009 MVP standing. Oh what a difference a year makes. Simply put the 2008 MVP and 2009 MVP front runner are benched for Week 7 action.

Steve Sinnard subbed and crossed over into the Tiger Woods division to play for Macke Motors. He nailed longest putt honors on hole #18 and scored 10 points for the Motors in their win! Flying Bob Raue was the MVP for the Macke Motors team winning big 12 to 6. Not sure he would be this publisher’s choice to put on waivers.
Sinnard and your Captain will return to action next week in attempt to preserve the lead!

The Carroll Cycle Center team gained a few points on your Bud Light Team moving into 3rd place. Week 6 MVP for the Cycles was J.B. Greenwell who beat Fred Dolezal 12 to 6. M.C. Café’s heading cooking professional Mark Tigges and Jay Drees each tied their match. Joe Hinners was the Cycles only loser. Captain Terry Ruchti who is recovering nicely from hip surgery takes over the season MVP lead from Hinners. Hinners just can’t ride his 18 point win in week 1 to the MVP award.
The Cycles were able to take over third because of the collapse of hottest team in the league Commercial Savings Bank who were destroyed by Community Oil 49 to 23.

Other news worthy items………….

· Birthday wishes go out this Saturday to Bud Light’s Steve Sinnard and Cable Guy Scott Kanne
· Congratulations to the Carroll High girl’s golf team for winning the 3A State Championship this week!
· Congratulations to the Kuemper girl’s golf team for finishing up a fine season in a tie for second in class 2A.
· Congrats to Subway for picking up a win last night and staying out of the cellar in the Tiger Woods division. The Subs were low net team so team captain Papa Joe Pick finally earned his very own Titleist Pro V1 golf ball and does not have to wait around the bar for handouts from your Bud Light team! Papa Joe was the Subs MVP last night as well! Oh boy we will see what success does to him next week.
· Good round for Carroll Clothier Wade Wilkie with a 39 on the front and scoring 13 points for the team.
· Carroll County State Bank disconnected the Broadband Bandits 42 to 25
· I met Bud One Jim Auen speeding West on 18th street after league play and now I know why since he was the low point getter for the La-z-boys. The Boys extinguished the fireman from Feld Fire Equipment. Tiger Tom Simons had a birthday on Tuesday and did not play because of a baseball game obligation.

Welllll that is a wrap for Week 6 and your Bud Light team on top of the Zach Johnson division. Your Captain will return to action next week! Have a great week!

Fairways and greens to all!
Captain Franey

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