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| Wade's first hole in one! |
Oh what a
night it was last night at the Carroll Country Club! Long-time golfer and
Carroll Country Club member Wade Willkie scored his first hole in one on the
par three #4. He described the moment with joy and was very grateful that it
finally happened after several close encounters. Congratulations Wade!
A couple hours
before supper league the trash-talking started for this weeks upcoming member
guest golf tournament. John Dukes fired a shot at the Happy Haluska boys that
was heard from more than three hours away. The email thread fizzled into a four-person
text messaging exchange of taunting, name-calling and opinions being given. Rumors
that were not confirmed by this report indicate that the Haluska’s petitioned the
member guest committee to be removed from the flight that included Dukes and this
Mouthpiece for this weekend's tourney! The irony struck like a bolt of lightning as
the Sean Haluska strutted his stuff onto the tarmac in front of the Carroll
Country Club pro shop to sub for the Anytime Fitness team. Not in his wildest dreams
did he think that he would be playing this Mouthpiece and Supper League’s most
popular team Michelob Ultra.
It was a
huge night for the Ultra as they clobbered the fitter Anytime team. Mike Schulz
dusted off his clubs for the first time this year and took down Austin Scott! Schulz
showed incredible touch with his chipping irons which proved too much for the
marketing CEO! Long-time subscriber, former top local, highly successful and
very veteran golfer Craig Mertz showed exactly who is the best golfer at the
Commercial Savings Bank by beating Kevin Milligan. A dejected Milligan said in
a post-round interview “What do you want me to say he is just better.” As this
publisher left the table Milligan mumbled something like “He plays 20-30 holes
every day he should be good.” Keep practicing Mills! Bud Two Troy Auen rallied
to tie Cody Forch. You could cut the silence with a knife as Mouthpiece Mike
Franey immediately took control of the match and beat Sean Huluska with
authority. Enough said!
A great
night for your Ultra team with a 9-1 win. With the win, the Ultra team stretched
the Supper League lead to 3.33 over Carpet One Floor & Home. Mertz won low
gross and low net.
The carpets beat
Carroll Glass 6-2. Keith Pottebaum was the only winner for the glass company
who were playing without their General Manager Andy Reiman. Brad Hempstead beat
Benton Snyder, Colin Bierl beat Lidderdale’s Brad Stork and one of Papa Joe’s twins
beat John Heim. Captain Heim was visibly discouraged and said “I am going to
get a fishing pole and take up fishing.” Better rally the troops, Andy!
Sharp Funeral
Home playing one short tied 5-5 with the tomatoes of Graddy’s Tomatoes. Peterman
Tony Pietig and Pat Greteman were winners. Rowdy Rick Grote and Tator Tot Tim
Gute were winners for the tomatoes. Pat Greteman nailed the closest to the pin
on #8.
Champion Ford
flattened the tires of HD of Carroll 8-2. Jerry Janson was the only winner for the
cycles. John Baratta, Josh Sporrer and Farmer man Clint Cummings were winners
for the car company.
Full Swing Golf
rudely disrespected their elders and spanked the Stiff Sticks despite both
teams playing one man short. Wade Pettitt came out of the shop to beat Larry
Doc Sporrer, Ryan Lynch beat Colin Shultes. Fairway Frank Comito and Brett
Pietig each score one point for their teams. Pettitt was low gross and low net.
Champion Chrysler
robbed the Westside Savings Bank 7-2. Hole in one Wade Wilkie, Monument Man
Loren Boyce and Koster were winners for the cars. Josh Sporrer collected the
closest to the pin on 17.
OH BOBBY
beat a half full Kasperbauer Cleaners team 5 -2. Easy Ed Cutler and Brian
Widdell were winners. Giddy up Wyatt Haukap won for the cleaners.
John Baratta
and Rowdy Rick Grote were the longest putt winners.
The 2022 version of the Member Guest Golf Tourney kicks off with practice rounds tomorrow and fierce action Friday and Saturday. Thanks to the committee who have put in a lot of work to make this event a success. Welcome to Carroll players!
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