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| Tears rolled from Ultra Nation! |
It was a somber night as Supper League’s most popular team Michelob Ultra was demolished by the
caskets of the Sharp Funeral Home 7 to 1. CK Curt Kirsch played well but Cable Guy
Chad Kanne came out as the victor. Windstar’s Pat Greteman was truly a star by clobbering Bud Three Steve Hans Auen. Greteman shot a great round of 38 in the
victory which in normal weeks would be low enough for low net. The head casket himself Kyle Atkinson wasn’t complaining about
anything including high handicaps this week as he took care of Mouthpiece Mike
Franey. Bud Two Troy Auen tied Peterman
Tony Pietig. The tie and Auen’s closest to the pin award on #8 was the only
points for the Ultra. The beer team dropped to third just ahead of the funeral
home team and the Carroll Glass Company. Security Mike Schulz and
HD of
Carroll was the team of the night pounding a man short OH BOBBY. All winners
for the Harleys…..Head Hog Terry Ruchti, Wild Wade Adams, Jamming Joe Pawlosky
and Jerry Janson were all winners. Adams was the low net individual on the back 9.
The Harleys
sit atop of the league 1.5 points ahead of Carpet One Floor & Home. The
carpets beat Supper League’s most mature team Stiff Sticks. Larry Doc Sporrer
keeps his MVP hopes alive with another win for the sticks beating Jon Sturm(he is so far ahead in the MVP race).
Fairway Frank Comito tied Colin Bierl. Brad Hempstead and Jace Pettitt beat Trusty
Mike Nelson and Tony Schultes respectively. Bud One Jim Auen cited fear as the
reason he opted out of the league to attend the College World Series. Brad
Hempstead nailed the longest putt on #18 to do something for the team.
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| Teflon Jon Heim? |
Carroll Glass had the best night in team history by beating Champion Ford 11 to 1 with the help of long-time subscriber, former top local amateur, highly successful and very veteran golfer Craig Mertz’s son Nebraska Nate Mertz. Captain Jon Heim was all smiles as he won for the first time this year by beating Tyler Putney. This was the second win of the day for Heim as he beat Chad Kanne in the season-long match play prior to the league to advance out of the pod. Very interesting that Captain Jon had all the time in the world for after-match interviews. A confidential unverified source tells this report that the Lake City Times from Hazard County is coming to town to do a documentary on the success of Heim. In addition to the documentary look for Heim on Saturday as he is being honored as the head clown at the Western Days rodeo. Eric Wunschel didn’t need all of his handicap to win his match. Mertz was low gross on the front nine since his Dad was not playing and longest putt on #9. Wunschel shot net nothing for low net honors. No winners for the out-of-gas cars.
Westside
State Savings Bank beat Full Swing Golf with the low gross shooter Matty Boy
Fleshner. Bill Beck and Karl Christensen also won for the bankers. The only
loser for the bankers was Aaron Ahrendsen who lost to Brett Pietig. Drew Munson
knocked it close on #17.
The hot
weather strengthened the plants of Graddy’s Tomatoes giving them the strength to beat Champion Chrysler 6 to 3. Tomato John
beat Tuxy Wade Wilkie, Rowdy Rick Grote beat Bill Schwabe. Monument Man Loren
Boyce was the only winner for the cars.
Anytime Fitness earned two points from par which was the previous Kasperbauer Cleaners team who officially withdrew from Supper League prior to action in week 10. Ryan Filloon was the only winner for the gym goers.
Overall the Michelob Ultra team would like to reinsure Ultra Nation that they are only 2 points out of the lead. It's go time.
Welcome to new subscribers Tyler Big Country Auen and our bartender Laura Sweeney!
Respectively Submitted
Mouthpiece
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