Wednesday, May 4, 2022

Week 2 in the books……..Ultra prevails…….BIG win for OH BOBBY!

 



Mother Nature calmed the wind down for week 2 of the Carroll Country Club Men’s Supper league and we are hopeful that she will warm the temperatures up soon.

League leading Michelob Ultra remained at the top of the mountain by smashing the tomatoes of Graddy’s Tomatoes. Long time subscriber, former top local, highly successful and very veteran golfer Craig Mertz beat Tomato John, Mouthpiece Mike Franey crushed the Tator Tots of Tim Gute and Nate Mertz beat Dr. Decay Nick Fangman. The younger Mertz beat his dad by one and secured low gross on the back nine. The older Mertz nailed the closest to the pin on 17. In a post round interview the older Mertz was asked about being beat by the kid. “The way I see it we both won our match, he was low gross and I won closest to the pin so we each won the same amount of points for the team and I do quote.” This publisher can read between the lines and realizes that it will bug him getting beat by the left-handed swinging son! Good work Nate and better luck next week Craig. Bud Three Steve “Hans” Auen was as cold as the temps losing to Rowdy Rick Grote. Bud Two Troy Auen was still celebrating his 30th wedding anniversary, Magic Mike Schulz was unavailable and Busch Light Curt Kirsch claimed to be out of town.

The Ultra Team is joined at the top of the league by HD of Carroll. The cycles trounced the swingers of Full Swing Golf. Head hog Terry Ruchti, Produce Tom Duff and Jamming Joe Pawlosky were all winners for the cycles. Ryan Lynch was the only winner for the swingers. Pawlosky scored the closest to the pin on 8 and the head hog drained the longest putt on 9.

Carroll Glass fell out of the top spot this week with a narrow 6-4 win over Anytime Fitness. Lidderdale’s top chef Brad Stork and John Deere Benton Snyder were winners for the glass company. Ryan Fillon was the only winner for the fitness team by winning his match and collecting low net individual on the back nine. The losing interim captain of the team Jon Heim refused to comment on the night. Where is the head glass cutter Andy Reiman oh I see now he was playing for Carpet One Floor & Home He is still listed on their roster and is also listed as the captain of the team. One has to wonder if there is a changing of the guard on the team and Jazzy Jon Heim is involved somehow. This report will keep you updated on this breaking news.

Carpet One Floor & Home blanked Champion Chrysler 8-0. Jon Sturm, Bone cracker Brad Pick, Mortgage Kevin “Mills” Milligan, Glass Andy Reiman were all winners. Captain Colin Bierl still has not made the roster for the carpets. Monument Man Loren Boyce commented after the round that it was not a good night. 

The caskets of Sharp Funeral Home played Champion Ford where each team was one man down. Sharp won 6 to 3.5. Cable Guy Chad Kanne and the Nic Volquartsen were winners for the funerals. Josh Sporrer did the heavy lifting for the car company by winning his match, being low gross and low net. Only one player from the Champion stable won in week two so we will look for big things from them next week when they take on Sharp Funeral Home and Carpet One Floor & Home.

A career night for OH BOBBY by shutting out the Stiff Sticks 8.5 to 0. What a way to treat your elders! Easy Ed Cutler, Chris Giguere, Brian Widdel and Dr. Ron Cheney were all winners! Looks like the good Dr. may be getting his handicap back in line or at least using the right one just saying. This was the best night in team history according to a jubilant Easy Ed!  


Here are some important dates to remember

May 30, 2022                      Memorial Day Event

June 3-4, 2022                    Member/Guest

June 10-11, 2022                Carroll Amateur

June 22, 2022                     IGCSA Event

June 27, 2022                     St. Anthony Outing

July 3, 2022                         4th of July Event

July 15, 2022                       Chamber Golf Outing

July 20 & 21                         Papa Joe Classic

July 29, 2022                       ParTee Classic

August 7, 2022                    CCC Club Championship

August 28, 2022                  Bill Franey Open

September 5, 2022              Labor Day Event

September 17, 2022           Rivalry Cup

October 15, 2022                Harvest Cup


That is a wrap on week two! Good to have Josie Pettitt at the CCC for the summer. Thanks to Curtis Stork and Cam Custer for helping in the kitchen. Warmer weather is on its way!

Respectfully submitted, 

Mouthpiece Mike Franey

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