Wednesday, August 31, 2022

Carpet One defends their title! Third place to Westside and Full Swing Golf win Consolation Bracket! Check out the important dates at the CCC!

 

Carpet One Floor and Home took care of business against a tough HD of Carroll team to win back-to-back championships in the Carroll Country Club's men's Supper League. 2022 CCC club champion Brad Hempstead tied the Head Hog Terry Ruchti. The head carpet Colin Bierl beat All World Wade Adams. The best golfer from Commercial Savings Bank playing in the finals Kevin Milligan beat Joe Pawlosky. Jon Sturm and Jerry Janson tied. The carpets won 6-2 for their second title in a row! Congratulations!



Championship Team- Brad Hempstead, Jon Sturm, Colin Bierl and Kevin Milligan


Cheers to the Back to Back Champions
Colin Bierl vs Wade Adams - Brad Hempstead vs Terry Ruchti

Joe Pawlosky vs Kevin Milligan - Jon Sturm vs Jerry Janson

The third-place match was all square after nine holes. The match went to a low net team score tie-breaker where Westside State Bank came out on top! Aaron Ahrendsen tied Kyle Atkinson, Jay Weisenborn beat Keith Pottebaum, Benton Snyder beat Karl Christensen and Matt Flosh Fleshner beat Chad Kanne. 

Chad Kanne vs Matt Fleshner - Karl Christensen vs Benton Snyder

Aaron Ahrendsen vs Kyle Atkinson - Jay Weisenborn vs Kieth Pottebaum


In the consolation match, Full Swing Golf topped Graddy's Tomatoes 5-3. Brett Pietig beat Tomato John Ryan Lynch beat Dr. Decay Nick Fangman, Tator Tot Tim Gute beat Wyatt Haukap and Riley Bach split his match with Rick Grote. 


Come celebrate a century of golf! 




Stop out for some fun! 


Respectively submitted, 

Mouthpiece Mike Franey

ON IOWA and GO HAWKS! 

A classic finish sees Martens outlast Block in a 5-hole playoff to win the 17th Bill Franey Open!

 

Shirley Franey, Champion Ross Martens, and Tournament Director Mike Franey

The battle was on as the sun was getting ready to set on the 17th edition of the Bill Franey Open. After 27 holes the tournament was still tied. It took five extra holes for Ross Martens to sink a birdie putt on the 8th green of the Jefferson Community Golf Course to seal the victory over a familiar rival in his friend and future brother-in-law Elijah Block.

The tournament looked to be swinging Block’s way as Martens’s approach shot on the second playoff hole ended up long and right. Martens recovered with a challenging up and down to keep his playoff hopes alive. The fifth playoff hole saw Block’s drive end up in the right tree line. Block’s second shot found its way over the 8th green creating a tough up and down. After Block chipped onto the green, he was still away. Block drained the lengthy comeback putt for his par save clearing the stage for Martens’s birdie attempt to end the tournament. When asked about Block’s putt to save par Martens said “I have watched him make a lot of putts in Jefferson so I was not surprised when it went in.” Martens drained the birdie and claimed the title over the defending champion. When asked about his battle with Elijah in the final group he said “We are very competitive so for the most part it felt like a normal day with Elijah. The finish was the most fun that I have been a part of and I knew I just needed to keep my head and hit good golf shots.”

The 2014 graduate of Harlan High School played golf at Iowa Western then he played two years at the University of North Texas and finished his schooling at Iowa State. While visiting Jefferson in 2020 he was introduced to Elijah by former clubhouse manager Micah Destival. In two short years, he has become a resident of Jefferson, working from home as a CPA for a firm in Indianapolis, engaged to Elijah’s sister Miriah with a November wedding planned, and enjoying playing a lot of golf with the Block family. Martens also won the 2016 Carroll Amateur.

2022 Champion Ross Martens and  his bride-to-be Mariah Block


For Block he said “I am disappointed but I am ok losing to a birdie.” Elijah’s father and Martens's future father-in-law Rod Block reminisced on Sunday with Todd Madson about a battle the two had in a past Al Hoy Golf Tournament(the tournament was renamed in 2006 to the Bill Franey Open) which saw Madson beat Block in a playoff on the same 8th hole that this year’s tournament ended on.


Other players in the championship flight were Eric Buttenbach 112, Ryan Feauto 112, Steve “Cuda’ Quandt 113, Paul Tigges 113, Jason Fisher 113, Todd Madson 113, Wyatt Haukap 115, Phil Engelson 116.

Mike Eckerman, Ross Martens, Elijah Block and Steve "Cuda" Quandt

Collin Hackett, Paul Tigges and Jason Fisher

Todd Madson, Eric Butenbach and Phil Engelson

Scott Quandt, Ryan Feauto and Wyatt Haukap

Kevin Forke won the first flight with 77, second was Dean Dozier 77, third was Josh Carlson 78.

Other players in the first flight were Chad Kanne 78, John Dukes 78, Lonny Lehrkamp 78, John Barratta 79, Justin Yetmar 80, Andy Reiman 80, Kyle Atkinson 80, and Tim Gute 81.

Bill Douglass won the second flight with 83, Bret Underberg was second with 83, and Tom Tait was third with 84.

Other players in the second flight were Tyler Auen 85, Hunter Peterson 85, Benet Snyder 85, John Nepple 85, Mike Franey 85, Pat Greteman 87, Tony Badding 88, Ryan Filloon 88.

Bill Badding won the third flight with 89, Terry Ruchti was second with 90 and Bill Bird was third with 90.

Other players in the third flight were Wade Adams 91, Jim White 92, Joe Powlasky 95, Steve Auen 96, Jon Heim 99 and Darrin Janning 99.

Scott Quandt and Elijah Block shared the final round low medalist honors with 34.

“This was one of the most exciting finishes in tournament history. A big thank you to Dave Destival and Jadon Block for having the golf course in great shape, and Elijah Block and Jordan Aubrey for all their work in the clubhouse. This was truly a classic finish and it was great to see several carts following the final nine and the playoff” said tournament director Mike Franey.

A big thank you to Sheri Mertz, Lynda Dukes Franey and Shirley Franey for their help running the tournament, Jim, Troy and Steve Auen from the Ike Auen Distributing Company for the tournament sign, Mike McDermott for printing the sign for the 17th time, Tim Gute and Market on 30 for their help with the plates, napkins, and silverware, Lonny Lehrkamp for the meat and salads, Cindy Lehrkamp for the 65th birthday cake for husband Lonny, Eckerman Jewelry for the donation of the trophy, and Curt Kirsch and Kim Hackett for the beans. Thanks to former Carroll Country Club Golf Professional Paul Tigges for assisting with the flighting of the tournament.

The tournament named after Bill Franey who passed away in May of 2006 attracted 48 players. The tournament was formerly known as the Al Hoy Memorial where Bill Franey served as tournament director for 25 years. In 2006 the board of directors of the golf course renamed the tournament the Bill Franey Open. Proceeds from the tournament support two power line scholarships given annually to a student training to be an electric lineman at Northwest Iowa Community College in Sheldon. Franey was a lineman for 31 years and served as line superintendent for another 10 years for Midland Power/Greene County REC in Jefferson.

Shirley, Lynda and Mike Franey are very grateful for all of the support of this tournament. See you next year on Sunday, August 27, 2023




Wednesday, August 24, 2022

The Championships are set....Happy Birthday Terry Ruchti......Bill Franey Open attracting a good field!

 


The 2022 Men’s Supper League Championship match is set!

The number one seed Carpet One Floor & Home rode the wings of the 2022 Carroll Country Club Champion Brad Hempstead and Papa Joe’s boy Brad Pick to victory beating Karl Christensen and Wild Bill Beck respectively. Matt Flosh Fleshner rented a U-Haul from Pettitt’s to carry all of his handicap to the golf course parking lot. Fleshner then proceeded to beat the second-best golfer at the Commercial Savings Bank Kevin Mills Milligan for the only win for the bankers. The head carpet Colin Bierl tied Jay Weisenborn.

Team owner Matt Lujano was abnormally quiet after the loss and hinted at some changes to the team for next year. Team captain Billy Beck said the team just didn’t play up to championship standards and lost a close one. Industry insiders are questioning the line up that Beck chose for the semi final match as he left the big horses in the stable – City and Club Champion Justin Yetmar and Bill Franey Open Champion and Club Champion Aaron Ahrendsen. Beck referred to poor advice from a washed-up league expert as the reason for the line up selection.

With the win the carpets with square off against HD of Carroll. The cycles revved their motors to nip the Sharp Funeral Home 5 to 3. The cycles were led by All World Wade Adams and the head hog Terry Ruchti. Ruchti and Adams beat Chad Kanne and Giddy Up Wyatt Haukap. The hottest golfer on the planet Pat Greteman was the only winner for the caskets beating Joe Powlasky soundly. The head casket was out in the middle of South Dakota somewhere with spotty cell service. So I think he said “We got beat by a better team” Interim team Captain Chad Kanne was still elated after his hole-in-one on Thursday night at the Carroll Municipal Golf Course hole #3!

This publisher will have a championship match prediction early next week.

The consolation bracket brought intense competition both matches ending in a tie. The tie breaker was applied and after the dust settled Full Swing Golf and Graddy’s Tomatoes will play the consolation championship match next week.

Tator Tot Tim Gute and Tomato John were the winners for the ripe tomatoes. Tyler Putney and Monument Man Loren Boyce were the winners for Champion Chrysler.




 
Happy Birthday to the Head Hog! Enjoy the ride! 




The 17th annual Bill Franey Open field is filling up with past champions and top local golfers for this Sunday's contest. Three-time champion Long-time subscriber, former top local amateur, highly successful, 2022 Carroll Senior City Champion and very veteran golfer Craig Mertz, Two-time champions Scott Quandt and Mike Eckerman and defending champion Elijah Block are all in the field.  


Respectively Submitted, 

Mouthpiece Mike Franey

2022 Men's Senior Muny 2nd Place finisher



Wednesday, August 17, 2022

Ultra bounced from the playoffs.....Welcome Heath Henrich.....Bring on Hawkeye Football!

 



The first night of the playoffs proved to be the end of the regular season for Supper League's most popular team. The powerful Westside State Savings Bank clobbered the beers 6-2. Bud Two Troy grinded to win the last three holes to win the only match for Michelob Ultra. Long time subscriber, former top local amateur, highly successful, 2022 Senior City Champion and very veteran golfer Craig Mertz was beaten by Karl Christensen. Mouthpiece Mike Franey was crushed by Jay Weisenborn. Bud Three Steve Hans Auen was beat up by Willie Beck. 


In the second championship match Sharp Funeral Home borrowed a golfer from Westside State Bank to get by Champion Ford. Yettie Yetmar beat John Barratta. Giddy up Wyatt Haukap had a pillow fight with Josh Sporrer. Numbers Bob Mulhbauer proved to the MVP of the night shooting a 37 to beat Farmer Boy Clint Cummings. Only winner for the cars was Tyler Putney over Cable Guy Chad Kanne. 


Next week the matches are set - Carpet One Floor and Home vs Westside State Savings Bank and HD of Carroll vs Sharp Funeral Home. 


This publisher believes that the lineup that Westside State Savings Bank had on the course last night is unbeatable and will win the championship if unchanged. If changes are made it will make it possible for the carpets to have a chance. It will be a tough decision for the management of this team to avoid hurting the feelings of some players to ensure a championship trophy is raised on August 30th. 


HD of Carroll looks to be the favorite in the second match. Sharp Funeral Home might have a full set of subs lined up for next week.   



Welcome Hawkeye Heath Henrich to the club! Stop out and meet Heath! 


The tee times are being accepted for the 17th annual Bill Franey Open Golf Tournament. Three-time champion Craig Mertz and two-time champion Scott Quandt are confirmed in the field. 






Respectfully submitted
Mouthpiece Mike Franey

ON IOWA and GO HAWKS! 





Thursday, July 28, 2022

Adams and Tigges take down Papa Joe...Carpet One continues to win....Wilke hits all the fairways and Hugo in the house!

 

Champions Wade Adams and Paul Tigges









Championship Flight

Paul Tigges 131 1st

Wade Adams 131 1st

Jon Heim 132 3rd

Dirk Glynn 136

Tyler Auen 137

John Dukes 138

Kyle Atkinson 139

Mike Eckerman 140

1st Flight

Troy Auen 141 1st

Craig Mertz 141 2nd

Brad Hempstead 142 3rd

Jason Fisher 142

Chad Kanne 143

Tim Gute 144

Wyatt Haukap 144

John Baratta 145

2nd Flight

Justin Yetmar 145 1st

Benet Snyder 145 2nd

Colin Bierl 145 3rd

Caleb Sires 145

Todd Kanne 146

Pat Greteman 146

Brad Stork 147

Mike Franey 149

Tony Pietig 149

3rd Flight

Brad Pick 151 1st

Andy Reiman 152 2nd

Kevin Milligan 154 3rd

Clint Cummings 155

Bob Muehlbauer 156

Frank Comito 157

Matt Lujano 158

Mike Nelson 163

Steve Auen 163



Thanks to all of the players who made the trip to Okoboji this year! A great time was had by all. Thanks to our donors and sponsors - Bob Muhlbauer, Terry and Wade from the Carroll Cycle Center, Ike Auen Distributing, Papa Joe Pick, Brad Hempstead, Mid Iowa Ins & RE and Sharp Funeral Home. Thanks to all the staff in the pro shop, clubhouse and on the course at Brooks National Golf Course. 


So long from Okoboji and See you next year

A nice night welcomed the golfers in the Men’s Supper League at the Carroll Country Club!

Carpet One Floor and Home continued their winning ways with a 7-3 beat down of Westside State Savings Bank. All winners for the carpets except the head carpet himself, Colin Bierl. John Sturm, Brad Pick and Brad Hempstead beat Aaron Ahrendsen, Billy Beck and Justin Yetmar respectively. Brad Hempstead was low gross with a 32 on the back nine! Justin Yetmar was closest to the pin on 17.

HD of Carroll shattered the plate glasses of Carroll Glass 6-2. HD’s all-world head cycle cleaner Wade Adams and the Head hog Terry Ruchti were winners for the cycles beating Keith Pottebaum and Evan Koster. Benton Snyder and Head Glass cutter Andy Reiman both won.

I never knew that PAR was so easy to beat! Sharp Funeral Home beat PAR 7-2. Cable Chad Kanne and the hottest golfer on the planet Pat Greteman were winners. Numbers Bobby Muhlbauer and Giddy Up Wyatt Haukap tied.

America’s team was led by long-time subscriber, former top local amateur, highly successful and very veteran golfer Craig Mertz and CK Curt Kirsch beating Champion Chrysler 6-4. Clothier Wade Wilke never missed the middle of the fairway and beat Mouthpiece Mike Franey. Bud Two Troy Auen and the farmer Clint Cummings tied.

Champion Ford showed respect to their elders and tied Stiff Sticks 4-4. Magic Mike Nelson the only winner for the sticks. John Baratta the only winner for the car company beat Bud One Jim Auen.

Graddy’s Tomatoes edged Full Swing Golf 5.5-3.5. Tator Tot Tim Gute and Tomato John were winners for the growers. Ryan Lynch was the only winner for the swingers

OH BOBBY beat Anytime Fitness 5.5-3.5. A subbing Tony Schultes the only winner for OH BOBBY and Cody Forch the only winner for the gym rats. Easy Ed lost!  


Welcome to Hugo and his staff. Most of the time change comes with unforeseen obstacles. I urge all of us to be patient as we grow together. At the end of the day, the ultimate goal is to make the CCC a better place.  

Congrats to Corbin Borelli on his Carroll City Championship! 

Respectively Submitted, 

Mouthpiece Mike Franey

Standing after week 15
Playoff picture if the league was over after this week




July 29, 2022                       ParTee Classic

August 7, 2022                    CCC Club Championship

August 28, 2022                  Bill Franey Open

September 5, 2022              Labor Day Event

September 17, 2022           Rivalry Cup

October 15, 2022                Harvest Cup


Thursday, June 23, 2022

Sharp Funeral Home buries Michelob Ultra……Heim wins for the first time and Kasperbauer Cleaners bows out of league!

 


Tears rolled from Ultra Nation! 

It was a somber night as Supper League’s most popular team Michelob Ultra was demolished by the caskets of the Sharp Funeral Home 7 to 1. CK Curt Kirsch played well but Cable Guy Chad Kanne came out as the victor. Windstar’s Pat Greteman was truly a star by clobbering Bud Three Steve Hans Auen. Greteman shot a great round of 38 in the victory which in normal weeks would be low enough for low net. The head casket himself Kyle Atkinson wasn’t complaining about anything including high handicaps this week as he took care of Mouthpiece Mike Franey.  Bud Two Troy Auen tied Peterman Tony Pietig. The tie and Auen’s closest to the pin award on #8 was the only points for the Ultra. The beer team dropped to third just ahead of the funeral home team and the Carroll Glass Company. Security Mike Schulz and Long time subscriber, former top local amateur, highly successful and very veteran golfer Craig Mertz were not in action.

HD of Carroll was the team of the night pounding a man short OH BOBBY. All winners for the Harleys…..Head Hog Terry Ruchti, Wild Wade Adams, Jamming Joe Pawlosky and Jerry Janson were all winners. Adams was the low net individual on the back 9.



The Harleys sit atop of the league 1.5 points ahead of Carpet One Floor & Home. The carpets beat Supper League’s most mature team Stiff Sticks. Larry Doc Sporrer keeps his MVP hopes alive with another win for the sticks beating Jon Sturm(he is so far ahead in the MVP race). Fairway Frank Comito tied Colin Bierl. Brad Hempstead and Jace Pettitt beat Trusty Mike Nelson and Tony Schultes respectively. Bud One Jim Auen cited fear as the reason he opted out of the league to attend the College World Series. Brad Hempstead nailed the longest putt on #18 to do something for the team.  

Teflon Jon Heim?

Carroll Glass had the best night in team history by beating Champion Ford 11 to 1 with the help of long-time subscriber, former top local amateur, highly successful and very veteran golfer Craig Mertz’s son Nebraska Nate Mertz. Captain Jon Heim was all smiles as he won for the first time this year by beating Tyler Putney. This was the second win of the day for Heim as he beat Chad Kanne in the season-long match play prior to the league to advance out of the pod. Very interesting that Captain Jon had all the time in the world for after-match interviews. A confidential unverified source tells this report that the Lake City Times from Hazard County is coming to town to do a documentary on the success of Heim. In addition to the documentary look for Heim on Saturday as he is being honored as the head clown at the Western Days rodeo. Eric Wunschel didn’t need all of his handicap to win his match.  Mertz was low gross on the front nine since his Dad was not playing and longest putt on #9. Wunschel shot net nothing for low net honors. No winners for the out-of-gas cars. 

Westside State Savings Bank beat Full Swing Golf with the low gross shooter Matty Boy Fleshner. Bill Beck and Karl Christensen also won for the bankers. The only loser for the bankers was Aaron Ahrendsen who lost to Brett Pietig. Drew Munson knocked it close on #17.  

The hot weather strengthened the plants of  Graddy’s Tomatoes giving them the strength to beat Champion Chrysler 6 to 3. Tomato John beat Tuxy Wade Wilkie, Rowdy Rick Grote beat Bill Schwabe. Monument Man Loren Boyce was the only winner for the cars.

Anytime Fitness earned two points from par which was the previous Kasperbauer Cleaners team who officially withdrew from Supper League prior to action in week 10. Ryan Filloon was the only winner for the gym goers.

Overall the Michelob Ultra team would like to reinsure Ultra Nation that they are only 2 points out of the lead. It's go time. 

Welcome to new subscribers Tyler Big Country Auen and our bartender Laura Sweeney!


Respectively Submitted

Mouthpiece







Sunday, June 19, 2022

Happy Father's Day!.....Member Guest a huge success…..Bud 8 loses in league debut……Haluska loses to the Ultras again!!!!!!!

 




The Golf Report Report being written at 38,000 feet


This report comes to you from the mobile office of The Golf Report 38,000 feet in the air aboard Southwest Airlines flight 854 from Fort Lauderdale to Chicago. The captain has turned on the fasten seat belt sign and the beverage service has been suspended due to turbulence.

Mother Nature has been actively involved on Tuesday nights this year but Supper League must go on even if it was a hot night with cattle warnings issued in Carroll County.

Your Michelob Ultra team fell to second place Carpet One Floor and Home 5.5 to 4.5 and still sits atop the Supper League. Long time subscriber, former top local, highly successful and very veteran golfer Craig Mertz once again beat the boy in a close one! Better luck next time Nater! Bud Three Steve Hans Auen the only other winner for the Ultras beating Shellie’s husband Sean who was sending taunting texts prior to the league to this publisher. This behavior has continued on from the member guest shenanigans of the Happy Haluska Boys. This marks twice now that SH has subbed and faced the Ultra team. Clearly, if someone needs to call him to sub they better check who their opponents are because his nerves just can’t handle such above-referenced competition. The head carpet remnant Colin Bierl beat Bud Two Troy Auen. Brad Hempstead topped the recent 2022 Kuemper Catholic graduate and newest member of the Ultra team Tyler, Big Country, Smalls, Auen. He has more nicknames than points he has scored for Supper’s League's most popular team. Security Mike Schulz was unavailable for action as he was enjoying a procedure at St. Anthony Regional Hospital that is recommended for those of us around the age of 50. CK Curt Kirsch requested an excused absence so he could spend some quality time with Kimmy! The Ultra team remains 2.5 strokes ahead of the flooring company who now offers electric fireplaces. One has to wonder where Commercial Savings Bank’s safety deposit box director Kevin Milligan was. It does take a tole losing to the bank CFO time and time again. Sources tell this report that he may have even scheduled a vacation to avoid squaring off with the Long time subscriber, former top local, highly successful and very veteran golfer Craig Mertz.

HD of Carroll clobbered Supper’s League most mature team Stick Sticks sending the sticks into dead last. This is the lowest standing in team history! Larry Doc Sporrer was the only point getter for the sticks getting one point from no one as the cycles played one Harley down! Wild Wade Adams and Head Hog Terry Ruchti were winners for the cycles. The Stiff Sticks has scheduled a team meeting to evaluate their future so this report will be sure to provide updates on that meeting. Bud One Jim Auen will have a very well-organized spreadsheet available I am sure.  

Champion Ford barely squeezed the juice out Graddy’s Tomatoes 6.5 to 4.5. Josh Sporrer and Farmer Boy Clint Cummings beat Tomato John and Dr. Decay for the cars. Tyler Putney tied Tator Tot Tim Gute. A sub from the famous Pettitt stable of golfers Jace Pettitt was the only winner for the Tomatoes.

Everyone likes Tator Tots! 

Full Swing Golf blanked Kasperbauer Cleaners who appeared to forget that Supper League was still on Tuesday nights. John and Drew Munson, Brett Pietig and Ryan Lynch were all winners for the swingers. Maybe the cleaners need to add a team recurring calendar reminder to remind them that the league is on Tuesday nights.  



Sharp Funeral battled to a pillow fight tie with Anytime Fitness. Numbers Bob Muhlbauer and Windstar’s backup bus driver Pat Greteman beat BV Brandon Vonnahme and Badding Constructions head nail puller Tony Badding respectively. One of Papa Joe’s boys Adam beat the head casket himself Kyle Atkinson. This report will anticipate a well thought excuse about why he lost. Austin Scott was also a winner for the gym rats. Speaking of Papa Joe where is he at? The last time he was seen by this report he was just south of the four green at the Carroll Municipal Golf Course discussing life events with The Legend Joel Harris.

Champion Chrysler played one cylinder down and drove all over OH BOBBY 7 to 1. Monument Man Loren Boyce, Clothier Wade Wilkie and Koster(could not read Brian’s writing) were all winners for the car company. Mike Soe the only point getter for OH BOBBY. Losers included Easy Ed Cutler, Brian Widdell and Dr. Ron Cheney.

Westside State Savings Bank topped The Carroll Glass Company. The Glass Company’s recent slide in the standings brings into question the motivation that team Captain Jon Heim is bringing to the team. Head Teller Bick Beck, Karl Christensen and Matty Boy Fleshner were all winners for the bankers while the head glass cutter himself Andy Reiman was the only winner for the plate glasses. John Heim provided no after match comments to explain the team's performance(mainly I guess because this publisher was basking in the sun in the Dominican Republic).

Drew Munson and Craig Mertz shared the low gross on the front 9 with even par rounds of 37.

Wild Wade Adams was the low net individual on the back nine with a nice round of 42.

Tator Tot Tim Gute was the low gross individual on the back nine with a one over par round of 35.

Burnt Tator Tot and Tyler Putney shared back nine honors for low net.

Nebraska Nate Mertz who lost again to his Dad knocked it closest on #8

Josh Sporrer was closest to the pin on 17

Jon Heim did something for the team and nailed the longest putt on #9(still lost his match)

No Name sunk the longest putt on 18.

Supper League Standings! 


A big shout out to the committee, Carroll Country Club staff, grounds crew and membership for hosting a very successful member guest tournament that was enjoyed by all! Thanks to the Lidderdale Country Store and Baratta’s Catering for providing the food. 

Champions Mike Franey and John Dukes

  

 





Laura Sweeney celebrating with the Champs! 



Respectfully Submitted,

Mouthpiece


June 22, 2022                     IGCSA Event

June 27, 2022                     St. Anthony Outing

July 3, 2022                         4th of July Event

July 15, 2022                       Chamber Golf Outing

July 20 & 21                         Papa Joe Classic

July 29, 2022                       ParTee Classic

August 7, 2022                    CCC Club Championship

August 28, 2022                  Bill Franey Open

September 5, 2022              Labor Day Event

September 17, 2022           Rivalry Cup

October 15, 2022                Harvest Cup



Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Wade Wilkie scores first hole in one.......Dukes fires a shot.......Ultra rolls with Schulz as MVP in his 2022 debut!

 

Wade's first hole in one! 


Oh what a night it was last night at the Carroll Country Club! Long-time golfer and Carroll Country Club member Wade Willkie scored his first hole in one on the par three #4. He described the moment with joy and was very grateful that it finally happened after several close encounters. Congratulations Wade!  

A couple hours before supper league the trash-talking started for this weeks upcoming member guest golf tournament. John Dukes fired a shot at the Happy Haluska boys that was heard from more than three hours away. The email thread fizzled into a four-person text messaging exchange of taunting, name-calling and opinions being given. Rumors that were not confirmed by this report indicate that the Haluska’s petitioned the member guest committee to be removed from the flight that included Dukes and this Mouthpiece for this weekend's tourney! The irony struck like a bolt of lightning as the Sean Haluska strutted his stuff onto the tarmac in front of the Carroll Country Club pro shop to sub for the Anytime Fitness team. Not in his wildest dreams did he think that he would be playing this Mouthpiece and Supper League’s most popular team Michelob Ultra.

It was a huge night for the Ultra as they clobbered the fitter Anytime team. Mike Schulz dusted off his clubs for the first time this year and took down Austin Scott! Schulz showed incredible touch with his chipping irons which proved too much for the marketing CEO! Long-time subscriber, former top local, highly successful and very veteran golfer Craig Mertz showed exactly who is the best golfer at the Commercial Savings Bank by beating Kevin Milligan. A dejected Milligan said in a post-round interview “What do you want me to say he is just better.” As this publisher left the table Milligan mumbled something like “He plays 20-30 holes every day he should be good.” Keep practicing Mills! Bud Two Troy Auen rallied to tie Cody Forch. You could cut the silence with a knife as Mouthpiece Mike Franey immediately took control of the match and beat Sean Huluska with authority. Enough said! 

A great night for your Ultra team with a 9-1 win. With the win, the Ultra team stretched the Supper League lead to 3.33 over Carpet One Floor & Home. Mertz won low gross and low net.

The carpets beat Carroll Glass 6-2. Keith Pottebaum was the only winner for the glass company who were playing without their General Manager Andy Reiman. Brad Hempstead beat Benton Snyder, Colin Bierl beat Lidderdale’s Brad Stork and one of Papa Joe’s twins beat John Heim. Captain Heim was visibly discouraged and said “I am going to get a fishing pole and take up fishing.” Better rally the troops, Andy!

Sharp Funeral Home playing one short tied 5-5 with the tomatoes of Graddy’s Tomatoes. Peterman Tony Pietig and Pat Greteman were winners. Rowdy Rick Grote and Tator Tot Tim Gute were winners for the tomatoes. Pat Greteman nailed the closest to the pin on #8.  

Champion Ford flattened the tires of HD of Carroll 8-2. Jerry Janson was the only winner for the cycles. John Baratta, Josh Sporrer and Farmer man Clint Cummings were winners for the car company.

Full Swing Golf rudely disrespected their elders and spanked the Stiff Sticks despite both teams playing one man short. Wade Pettitt came out of the shop to beat Larry Doc Sporrer, Ryan Lynch beat Colin Shultes. Fairway Frank Comito and Brett Pietig each score one point for their teams. Pettitt was low gross and low net.

Champion Chrysler robbed the Westside Savings Bank 7-2. Hole in one Wade Wilkie, Monument Man Loren Boyce and Koster were winners for the cars. Josh Sporrer collected the closest to the pin on 17.

OH BOBBY beat a half full Kasperbauer Cleaners team 5 -2. Easy Ed Cutler and Brian Widdell were winners. Giddy up Wyatt Haukap won for the cleaners.

John Baratta and Rowdy Rick Grote were the longest putt winners. 


The 2022 version of the Member Guest Golf Tourney kicks off with practice rounds tomorrow and fierce action Friday and Saturday. Thanks to the committee who have put in a lot of work to make this event a success. Welcome to Carroll players! 


Respectfully submitted, 

Mouthpiece
Here are some important dates to remember 
May 30, 2022 Memorial Day Event 
June 3-4, 2022 Member/Guest 
June 10-11, 2022 Carroll Amateur 
June 22, 2022 IGCSA Event 
June 27, 2022 St. Anthony Outing 
July 3, 2022 4th of July Event 
July 15, 2022 Chamber Golf Outing 
July 20 & 21 Papa Joe Classic 
July 29, 2022 ParTee Classic 
August 7, 2022 CCC Club Championship 
August 28, 2022 Bill Franey Open 
September 5, 2022 Labor Day Event 
September 17, 2022 Rivalry Cup 
October 15, 2022 Harvest Cup

Wednesday, May 11, 2022

Rest easy Norgy....Mike Nelson aces #4.....the newest trick in golf....formal complaint in the works!

 



The Carroll area lost a giant of a man with a caring and giving heart on Sunday. From the first time that I met him to the last time I saw him a couple of weeks I admired the way that he treated people including myself. You always felt better after talking with John. He was a larger than life figure who ran one of the area's most successful businesses for many years. He made countless contributions to various individuals and causes! As his obituary says he lived each day like it was Christmas! My heartfelt condolences go out to his family and friends! Thanks Norgy for being you! I will always remember you for bringing a positive light to this world. 


Breaking News! Multiple sources are indicating that a couple of scoring errors may have been made last night that could affect the overall league standing. A formal complaint is being filed and this report will update you next week as details become available!

On a warm night at the Carroll Country Club your Michelob Ultra team got the job done against Carroll Glass. For the first time ever I witnessed a new type of trick to affect the outcome of a Super League match. As this publisher and Curt Kirsch approached the last hole in a tightly contested match the dynamic duo of Keith Pottebaum and Brad "Lipper" Stork pulled the we ran out of gas in our cart trick. Ironically we were at the furthest point away from the clubhouse just yards away from Ed Tomka's house. So the caring hearts of your Michelob Ultra team became distracted producing a topped drive and a loss of hole and match for this publisher to LCS's top man. Busch Light Curt Kirsch tied Pottebaum with a par on the last hole. The match ended peacefully with all golfers shaking hands with the evident smell of gas on Pottebaum. Long time subscriber, former top local, highly successful and very veteran golfer Craig Mertz beat the glass company's general manager Andy Reiman and Bud Two Troy Auen beat Benton Snyder(Happy Birthday Benton). The captain of the Carroll Glass team is Jon Heim who started harassment via text messaging early on Tuesday morning with members of the Ultra team. An investigation has been launched into Heim's conduct. Magic Mike Schulz was not on the roster and is working on his game to make his season debut. Bud Three Hans Auen subbed for Champion Chrysler. Overall the victory keeps Americas's team at the top of the league. 

Carpet One Floor and Home leapfrogged the cycles of Harley Davidson. The floor coverings sit just one point behind the most popular Supper League team. Mills Milligan, Brad Pick were winners. The season debut of Colin Bierl came in dramatic fashion as Easy Ed Cutler three-putted the last hole to give Bierl the win. The loss comes after the greatest night in OH BOBBY history last week. Milligan was awarded the low net on the front nine along with Giddy up Wyatt Haukap and Craig Mertz(which be protested).

HD of Carroll dropped a spot to third with a loss to Westside State Savings Bank. AA Aaron Ahrendsen, Willy Beck and Carroll Municipal Golf Course League President Matt Fleshner were winners for the bankers. The only winner for the cycles was the head hog Terry Ruchti who fired a 37. AA, John Munson and Ruchti all shared the low net on the back 9. Fleshner drained the longest putt on #9. 

Sharp Funeral Home clipped Champion Chrysler by one. Techie Volquartsen and Colton Hackfort were winners for the caskets. Darin Putney and Wade Wilkie were winners for the cars. Jon Heim who as you remember is the captain of the Carroll Glass team who lost to your Ultra team subbed for the caskets in a losing fashion. Monument Man Loren Boyce was not offering any quotes this week to be included in the report.

A half-full Anytime Fitness team was beaten by the swingers of Full Swing Golf. BV Brandon Vonnahme nailed the longest putt on #18. Welcome to the league Brett Pietig and Ryan Lynch. 

Kasperbauer Cleaners had a career night with a 7-2 win over a short Champion Ford team. Wyatt Haukap, Tony Badding and Matt Hackfort were all winners for the cleaners. Scott Schon lost his match but did collect a closest to the pin on #8. 

Graddy's Tomatoes nipped Supper League's most mature team by one. Tomato John and Dr. Decay Nick Fangman were winners for the tomatoes. Bud One Jim Auen was the only winner for the sticks. Larry Doc Sporrer knocked it close on 17 and made a 50 foot putt during the round that was in all the way according to confidential sources.  


Some tickets still remain for the Carroll Area I Club banquet May 24th


Here are some important dates to remember

May 30, 2022                      Memorial Day Event

June 3-4, 2022                    Member/Guest

June 10-11, 2022                Carroll Amateur

June 22, 2022                     IGCSA Event

June 27, 2022                     St. Anthony Outing

July 3, 2022                         4th of July Event

July 15, 2022                       Chamber Golf Outing

July 20 & 21                         Papa Joe Classic

July 29, 2022                       ParTee Classic

August 7, 2022                    CCC Club Championship

August 28, 2022                  Bill Franey Open

September 5, 2022              Labor Day Event

September 17, 2022           Rivalry Cup

October 15, 2022                Harvest Cup

Respectfully submitted

Mouthpiece Mike Franey