America's team stumbles, the father in law goes down and Chad Kanne wins Papa Joe Classic!

Your Ultra team fell hard last night to Champion Ford #1. Bud Three Steve Auen the only winner for Supper League’s most favorite team beating Monument Man Loren Boyce. Long time subscriber, former top local amateur, high successful and more veteran golfer Craig Mertz tied John Barratta. Sources tell this report that Mertz is considering visiting the learning center and was inquiring to the Pro Shop for directions to the facility. One of Supper League’s winningest players Wade Wilkie beat Mouthpiece Mike Franey on the last hole. The young left-handed Mertz struggled against Paul Tigges. Overall a 5 to 3 after a correction was made this morning to the standings.

Team Ford strangled Sharp Funeral Home 9 to 1. Twenty-time city champion Mike “Jewels” Eckerman was heard spouting off on the tarmac in front of the Golf Shop last night before league started about his upcoming successful triumph over son in law Kyle “Karl” Christensen. The story that the 15-time Grinnell Jr Champion was telling did not make it to print as the 6’2” son in law beat the 5’7” highly decorated champion golfer! It truly was the talk of the clubhouse. Eckerman was unavailable for comment although he was visibly shaken as he peeled out from the parking lot of the Carroll Country Club. Christensen remained silent on the matter and let the results speak for themselves. Eckerman failed to turn a score card to the Golf Shop prior to leaving. Anonymous confidential sources on course have confirmed that it was not his best night.  Josh Sporrer and Matt “I will invite you over to play shuffleboard but never answer the door” Fleshner were also winners for the league leading car manufacturer.

Graddy’s smashed some tomatoes on the windshields of the shiny new motorcycles of Harley Davidson of Carroll. Two-time Papa Joe Champion Dave “Digger” Nelson was the only winner in the match against the head hog Terry Ruchti. Grote and Harley Adams, Tomato John and Chico's assistant oil jobber Todd Kanne and Dr. Decay and the head oil jobber himself Chico Kanne all tied. Great to see Kanne playing Supper League again!

Bierl Carpet One pulled the carpet out from Champion Ford #2 7 to 2. Brad Hempstead beat Brad Woodard Jon Sturm tied Three-time Papa Joe Champion Denny Kasperbauer and Clint Cummings fell. Cummings and Woodard report fatigue after playing with Shane Bakke and CK Curt Kirsch for two days at the Papa Joe Classic.

Your Mid Iowa Team dry cleaned Kasperbauer Cleaners 8 to 3. All winners for Mid Iowa except Junkyard Steve Cuda Quandt. Quandt beat up on Mouthpiece 1 and 2 over the weekend at the Muny! AA Ahrendsen, City Champion Ryan Feauto and Kelly Staup’s boyfriend were all winners.

Carroll Glass beat the most mature team Stiff Sticks 6 to 3. Dr. Heim’s husband Jon who won a flag prize last week at the Papa Joe Classic and Lidderdale Country Store’s head chef Brad Stork were winners for the broken glasses. No winners for the sticks. Fairway Financial Frank Comito did not play for the sticks. 

Carroll Eye Care Associates beat OH BOBBY 5 to 3. Dr Bogue and Mr. Forch were winners for the eyes. Sean Canuso was the only winner for OH BOBBY.

2020 Men's Supper League Standings

Team Ford 57.41

Mid Iowa Team 51.00

Michelob Ultra 49.08

Sharp Funeral Home 47.91

Carroll Glass 46.00

OH BOBBY 43.25

Stiff Sticks 42.50

Graddy's Tomatoes 41.33

Champion Ford 2 36.00

HD of Carroll 34.83

Carroll Eye Care Associates 33.00

Kasperbauer Cleaners 32.50

Bierl Carpet One 31.33

Champion Ford 1 29.83

Low Gross Individual - Front 9 - Josh Sporrer

                                                     Justin Yetmar

                                                     Brad Hempstead

Low Net Individual Front 9 -     Josh Sporrer

Low Gross Individual Back 9 - Aaron Ahrendsen

Low Net Individual Back 9 - Tony Badding

Closest To The Pin #8 - Brad Hempstead

Closest To The Pin #17 - Steve Quandt

Long Putt #9 - Kyle Christensen

Long Putt #18 - Doc Sporrer

Chad Kanne drinks from the winning cup!

Just another shout out to the 2020 Papa Joe Classic winner Chad Kanne. Big thanks to all of donors, sponsors and supporters for making this a great tournament and supporting cancer. Thank you to Fairway Frank Comito, Dirk Glynn and all of the staff at the Brooks National Golf Course for another great event!  

I would like to thank all of the seasonal staff who have done a great job this summer at the Carroll Country Club. Good luck on your upcoming school years! Sara and Laura Sweeney, Lauren Macke, Taylor Mohr, Carson Kirsch, Madison Lenoard and anyone I may have forgotten! This report believes that the staff is doing a great job!

Respectfully submitted, 

Mouthpiece