Thursday, May 14, 2020

Welcome to the golf season.........Junkyard Dog Winless.....New handicap system gets some eye rolls and skins game Sunday!




Mother Nature delayed the start of the 2020 Carroll Country Club Men's Supper League with rainy weather last week BUT we prevailed this week so the season is under way. 
Westside State Savings Bank implemented cost saving measures over the off season and did not even field a team this year to defend their championship. Makes one think about the reasoning for this decision when the team was on top of the heap. Head bank teller Matt Lujano was unable for comment and has not returned the call to this report.

Runner Up last year was Mid Iowa Team. Carroll Eye Care Associates beat the runner ups 8 to 2. AA - Aaron Ahrendson was the only winner despite his new handicap of +3 on the front nine. His even par low was rewarded with low gross individual honors. Produce Tom Duff lost to Chris Bogue and a subbing Kevin Milligan was beaten by Austin Scott. Papa Joe Pick was a no show and was spotted later in the evening in the vicinity of the CCC. Sources tell this report that Junkyard Dog Cuda Quandt is winless at the CCC this year and has had to reach in his pockets to get some of that moldy old money out. 
It will be ok Dog you will recover. 


America’s team Michelob Ultra capitalized on off season training, meditation and yoga to crush an always strong Bierl Carpet One team 10 to 0. Long time subscriber, top local amateur, highly successful and more veteran golfer Craig Mertz led the charge despite a first hole double bogey. His even-par 34 scored low gross individual honors and he also was awarded closest to the pin on #10. Mouthpiece Mike Franey beat carpet Colin Bierl, the youngster Nate “I am 21” Mertz beat Brad Pick and Bud Three Steve “Hans” Auen beat Jon Sturm. Bud Two Troy Auen was in quarantine and Magic Mike Schulz was entertaining his Dad and brothers in the clubhouse. It was sure good to see long time member Norm Schulz at the CCC last night.

Team Ford which appears to be the defending champions Westside State Bank beat Champion Ford #1 7 to 2. Fleshner tied Wilkie, new Daddy Bill Beck, Justin Yetmar and Josh Sporrer. Wade Wilke was the only point getter for the Fords with his tie and long putt award on hole #1.

Supper League’s most mature team Stiff Sticks beat Kasperbauer Cleaners 8 to 2. Tony Schultes was low net individual on the front and Doc Sporrer was closest to the pin on #8.

Champion Ford #2 and Graddy’s Tomatoes had a pillow fight on the way to 4 to 4 draw. Tomato John Gradovile and Digger Dave Nelson were winners for the tomatoes. Dr. Svensson and Denny Kasperbauer won for the #2 Ford team.

Harley Davidson of Carroll did a burn out on OH BOBBY on their way to a 10 to 0 shut out. Head hog Terry Ruchti, Assistant Oil Jobber Todd Kanne, Car Wash Todd Pettitt and Wild Wade Adams were all winners for the cycles. Terry Ruchti was low net individual on the back and Todd Kanne nailed the longest putt on #18.

Sharp Funeral Home and Carroll Glass battled to a tie. Assistant Pro Justin Smool and Jon Heim were winners for the caskets. Head glass cutter Andy Reiman and Benton Snyder won for the glass company.

Here are the standings after week one!

Just saying..................

A friend to many......RIP Larry! John Deere Green! 


Welcome Baby Beck...Congrats Maureen and Bill

W E L C O M E to our incoming CCC Board Members: Wade Adams, Sean Canuso, James Heiliger and Dr. Charles Svensson. Thanks for volunteering your time! 

T H A N K Y O U to our outgoing CCC Board Members: John Barratta, John Horbach, Andy Reiman and Benet Snyder. Thank you for your service. 

Welcome to our new Assistant Pro Justin Smool. Stop in the golf shop and say hi!


Skins game this Sunday at 11! 


Respectfully submitted! 

ON IOWA and GO HAWKS! 

Mike 







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