The Golf Report: Happy Mother's Day....Carroll Glass surges to top.......Pick rallies to tie Franey......Red Heads benched and Mertz spanks the Dog!

Finally Mother Nature did not play a role in the Men's supper league at the Carroll Country Club. It was a perfect night for a showdown for your Michelob Ultra team with the most famous golf couple Steve "Cuda" Quandt and Papa Joe Pick. Papa Joe Pick rallied to win the last two holes to tie Ultra captain Mike Franey. Pick was seen doing his version of the happy dance after snaking in a 20 foot putt for the tie. It took most of the back nine for long time subscriber, top local amateur, highly successful and more veteran golfer Craig Mertz to finally get the choke chain on the Junkyard Dog. Mertz started three over in the first three holes which included a towering drive on #13 that landed forty rows into the field. Security Mike Schulz tied new report subscriber Easy Ed Cutler and Bud Three Steve Hans Auen tied Aaron Ahrendson despite AA's one under par 33. Michelob Ultra beat the Mid Iowa Team 6 to 4 with the help of long time subscriber, top local amateur, highly successful and more veteran golfer Craig Mertz's two flag prizes.

Win or lose life is always good playing with these 3.

Over the weekend on course reporters spotted a former Carroll resident in town. Welcome back Duffer!

Reality hit the defending champions of Bierl Carpet One as they were neutralized by OH BOBBY! John Sturm and Colin Bierl were winners over Brian Widdel and Rich Hartley. The real damage was done by Mike Soe and Chris Gigure who beat Kevin Milligan and Brad Hempstead. In an exclusive interview for this report team captain Colin Bierl revealed that the two red heads have been benched for next week and the former champs will be looking for subs. Bold move from Captain Bierl!

Champion Ford #2 were missing in action as Carroll Glass trounced them 10 to 1. Reiman, Feldman, Heim and Nepple were all winners. The only point for the Fords was a long putt on #9 by Brad Woodard. Team owner Darrin Putney was unavailable for comment following the match.

Computer Concepts beat Highway 30 Car Wash 5 to 3. Head washer Todd Pettitt was the MVP for the wash. Scott Quam and John Munson were winners for the computers.

It was a big night for the Westside State Savings Bank! The bankers foreclosed on America's most mature team Stiff Sticks 6 to 2. Corey Bluml used his low gross 34 to beat former 215 Applewood Drive resident Bud One Jim Auen. Fairway Frank Comito the only winner for the sticks.

Champion Ford #1 beat CTS 7 to 1. Darrin Putney was low gross with a one under par 33 winning a score card playoff with Aaron Ahrendson. CTS enjoyed lots of beer during the match in their support of the Ike Auen Distributing Company.

Community Oil grabbed their first win of the season taking care of Graddy's Tomatoes 6 to 2. Dave Nelson was the only winner for the tomatoes. Todd Kanne put together his best round of the year to beat Tomato John Gradoville. Head oil jobber Chico Kanne and Jerry Janson were both winners.

Even Jack knows your handicap is inflated Jewels!

Kasperbauer Cleaners scored their first win of the year beating the Sharp Funeral Home. No sign of Chad Kanne, Jewels Mike Eckerman or Casket Kyle Atkinson for the funerals. Michael Kasperbauer and Wyatt Haukap suffered a bigger then normal loss in after golf at the hands of numbers Bob Muhlbauer and Peterman Tony Pietig.