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It took this publisher into the early morning hours to scour through years of Men's League records but it was confirmed that Miller Lite's 41 to 31 upset over Macke Motors was the biggest upset in league history. The lite beers victory comes in the absent of Tom Farner and Pat Malloy who were no shows. Permanent suspension was the common theme at the round table under the big screen last night as the present team members enjoyed the air conditioning of the clubhouse. It was the only time that a 1st place team was upset by a team on life support and getting ready to plunge into the cellar. Fred Dolezal was the MVP cooling off a previously red hot Captain Randy Bierl 12 to 6. Bierl ballooned to a 45 and contributes being off his game to chasing his grand kids around all weekend. That is what you Mr. Bierl for beating your son in law a few weeks ago. John Greteman and a subbing Tyler Neary were both winners for the less filling beers. Flying Bob Raue the only bright spot for the motors beating Mike Kelly 10 to 8. Despite the major malfunction the motors still remain one point in front of Windstar at the top of the Phil Mickelson division.
Your Bud Light team collided with Volquartsen Custom and came out with a 37 to 35 victory. Bud Two Steve "Hans" Auen is your week 9 MVP beating Maryn's dad Chad Murrell 14 to 4. 2008 Bud Light Golfer of the Year Mike Schulz pumped two balls out of bounds on the starting hole for the second straight week and could not recover. Schulz was pounded by Keith Pottebaum 5 to 1 and will assume his position on the bunch for week 10. Your Captain Mike Franey was beaten on the last hole by a tall lanky plumber with a make shift putter that consists of a 5 iron shaft jammed into a Scotty Cameron putter head. Haukap made every putt from 25 feet all night and scored the 10 to 8 win. The head gun maker Scooter V pumped a sleeve of brand new golf balls over the fence on 14 to start the match, hung tough with Bud Two and lost a close one 10 to 8. It is the first win for Bud Two in a long time so thank you for improving his confidence Mr. Volquartsen.Overall your Bud Light team closed the gap on first place by 5 down to just 27 points back. Your Bud Light team starts a three week stretch with Pizza Ranch, Sharp Funeral Home and Carroll County State Bank. To the top we go! Repeat!
In other Zach Johnson division action..........
Pizza Ranch over took Sharp Funeral Home for the top spot with their 42 to 30 beating of the former #1. Tony Badding and Scott Schon were the MVP's for the pizzas despite low gross efforts from both Kyle Atkinson and Dr. Dave Nystrom. Badding scored the closest to the pin honors as well. Pizza and beer next week as Your Bud Light team takes on 1st place Pizza Ranch
The bank tellers of CCSB fell from 2nd to 4th with their 24 point effort against par. CCSB against Sharp Funeral Home next week.
Hawkeye Commodity Brokers remained hot with their 42 to 30 win over Templeton Rye. The brokers jumped CCSB and now rest in 3rd place just 12 out of 1st. Monument Man Loren Boyce the MVP and low net for the brokers beating CCC's head bar keeper Jason Scranton. Paul Tigges was awarded low gross with a 35 but still beaten by Digger Dave Nelson. Wade Wilke beat long time subscriber, top local amateur, highly successful and more veteran golfer Craig Mertz who was subbing for the whiskeys. The brokers have a tough week 10 match up with the Carroll Cycle Center.
Speaking of the Carroll Cycle Center they recorded a big win over the previously 4th place Byron's Boyz 43 to 29. Jay Drees the MVP for the cycles. The cycles also got wins from Captain Terry Ruchti and Mark Tigges. Ruchti had a rough night as lost his sunglasses, broke his driver and hit two out of bounds. This publisher feels for you TR.
Templeton Savings Bank beat up on Elin's 9-irons 49 to 23. John Feld the MVP for the bankers. Billy Horbach the only loser for the bank team.
The La-Z-boys were paced by Bud One Jim Auen and took care of business against Frank Comito's Stiff Sticks. Bud One was awarded low gross with a one over 35. The chairs were low net team for the 5th time of the year. Can you spell too much handicap?
In the other division...........
Papa Joe's soggy subs give away 2nd place to Windstar with a 38 to 34 loss at the hands of Badding Construction. Mike Loehr sprayed Roundup on the farmer with a 12 to 6 beating. Gary Stark pounded Pat "Spanky" Volstedt. Junk Yard Dog Cuda Quandt was the MVP for the subs with a 12 to 6 win over Rick Grote. Tom Duff's low gross honor was enough to beat Badding Construction's head estimator and co-chairman of the CADC Business and Workforce Development Committee with your publisher Nick Badding. Badding was awarded longest putt. The subs play the red hot Miller Lite team in week 10.
Windstar beat the oil jobbers of Community Oil. The oil spillers were without head oil man Chico Kanne who was spotted on a web cam at the historic St. Andrews Golf Club. Kanne is chaperoning a group of local soccer kids in Scotland. Bob Mulhbauer, Ron Badding, Jeff Benninger and 2009 Bud Light Golfer of the Year Steve Sinnard were all winners for the buses.
Uitlcomm beat Kasperbauer Cleaners 37 to 35 and Carroll Glass beat Linde Equipment 38 to 34.
Commercial Savings Bank tied Larry's Automotive. Papa Joe's eldest Aaron was awarded a sleeve of balls for his efforts. He was low gross, low net and the CSB team were awarded low net team.
For the standings through week 9 click here
With the recent developments of the Nebraska Cornhuskers this publisher has remained silent. Out of respect I would like to give the Nebraska fans their chance on this blog to voice their opinions. The clip is courtesy of WHO TV's Sound Off program and in the words of the greatest voice of the Iowa Hawkeyes...I Love It.....I Love It.....I Love It!
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That is a wrap on week 9. Your Bud Light team is poised to make the charge to the top starting next week. Have a great week!
As always this BUD'S for you and ON IOWA!
2008 and 2009 Bud Light Championship Captain
Mike Franey
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