Good Morning Bud Light Report subscribers:
First a big shout out to Mac's Corner Cafe for delivering a hot cup of coffee to your publisher at my office prior to press time this morning. Now that's why we live in Carroll Iowa!
Mother Nature could not even spoil the highly decorated Carroll County Club Supper league debut of your Championship Bud Light Captain. The opponent last night for your captain was none other than Carroll Cycle Center's MVP front runner Grandpa Joe Hinners who was subbing for Byron'z Boys. Hinners was other wise occupied with the birth of 9 lbs 14 oz 22" long grandson as his play was not up to par in a 7 to 2 loss to your Captain. A fourteen point winner positions your Captain to contend for the season long MVP award. MVP front runner Steve Sinnard continued his winning ways last night taking care of Brian Widdell 10 to 8. Sinnard is leading the team scoring average with 11.33 points a round slightly ahead of 2008 MVP Mike Schulz with 9.5. Schulz’s rights last night were sold to Hawkeye Commodities where he shot a 2 over 39 with a triple bogey on the second hole. Schulz will be back in the line up next week for your Bud Light team. Schulz’s talent comes from father Norm Schulz who yesterday in Senior League holed out from 130 yards on the first hole for birdie. Bud Two and team Sponsor Troy Auen sputtered with his provisional start last night and settled for a 9 to 9 tie with new subscriber Leon Muhlbauer. Auen did not miss a fairway all night but had a fear of hitting the green on his second shot. What is next for the team sponsor? As this publisher sees it he should start praying for summer vacations so a spot on the team will open up. Long time subscriber, top local amateur, highly successful and more veteran golfer Craig Mertz played extremely well with a one under par 33 and captured low gross honors. Mertz tied Tony Feldmann 9 to 9. Mertz was lobbying hard in the clubhouse with your Captain for a spot on next week's squad because of his solid play despite the tie. In a true act of sportsmanship Mertz was seen tossing his low gross Titleist Pro V1 golf ball to Subway's Papa Joe Pick in a tear jerking scene that made one reminisce about the Coca Cola commercial with Mean Joe Green in the tunnel tossing his jersey back to an eager young fan.
After week one the lead was 14 for the Carroll Cycle Center, then it was cut in half after week 2 and now it is down to only one! The Cycles tied Larry’s Automotive last night with Jay Drees leading the way scoring 16 points although he was playing unopposed. DA Tony Bluml, Dr. J.B. Greenwell, and M.C.’s Country Café’s head cooking professional Mark Tigges all took it on the chin last night. One has to think about how the Cycles are going to react without the services of Captain Terry Ruchti who will have hip surgery this Thursday.
In the news…………
• Macke Motors are flourishing in the absence of Flying Bob Raue who is still on an extended training camp. Reports have Flying Bob currently in Florida. Macke Motors is currently in first in the Tiger Woods division. This report prides itself on fair and balanced reporting so it is my obligation to point out that the Motors scored 47 points last night due to the fact that Subway’s Mike Gute’s team only had two players.
• The moldy Subs last night were led by Tom “Duffer” Duff who had nine pars to score 12 points for the team over Stiff Sticks captain Frank Comito. The Subs off season acquisition Pat “Spanky” Vollstedt scored 7 points last night in a losing effort. Papa Joe Pick was beaten by Mike Nelson 10 to 8 and Steve “Cuda” Quandt won 12 points and collected closest to the pin on #8. Subway is tied for 8th place 15 points out of the lead. Subway was low net team in the Tiger Woods division.
• After getting pummeled the first night of league the CSB team has climbed on the back of Jay Westerkamp to post consecutive wins and position them 2 points behind your Bud Light Team.
• Miller Lite took care of the Broadband Bandits in fine fashion 49 to 23. Todd Bierl shot a 52 on the back with a 10 on both holes 13 and 14. Look for good things from Bierl in the future.
• A big welcome to new subscribers E.T. Video’s Dierk Halverson, Community Oil’s Chico Kanne, and Byron’z Boys’ Leon Muhlbauer.
That is a wrap! This Mac’s coffee is so good that I am getting a little windy this morning. Have a great week!
Fairways and greens to all!
Championship Captain Mike Franey
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2 comments:
Good Mourning Captain Franey;
Congrats on your win last nite! Rumor on the street that your win was based on Joe Hinners unusual poor performance. It was not based on your shot making ability! This was not posted in your weekly report! As opposed to your cart partner, you did not a fairway so you almost had to stop to get some more gas!
Thanks for the congratulations Dan! My golf cart partner is just frustrated with his inability to make the line up. In match play they do not ask you how just how many holes did you win! I won 7 holes last night and that is more than he has won all year so he is a little jealous.
Captain.
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