Week 11-The Lead is Gone and Long Time Subscriber & Top Local Amateur Craig Mertz is MVP

A warm but beautiful night at the Carroll Country Club last night that turned out to be a wind fall for the Subway team. The ten point lead that your Bud Light team took into last night’s action is gone. Bud Light and Subway once again tied at the top of the Tiger Woods Division.

Long time subscriber and top local amateur Craig Mertz lead the way with a 4 under par 30 to capture low gross honors. Team sponsor Troy Auen shot an even par round 34 to beat Loren Boyce. Both Mertz and Auen scored 11 points for the team.

Coming off a fishing trip in Minnesota your Captain came out a little rusty and struggled to a tie with Digger Dog Dave Nelson. Riding along side of your captain was self proclaimed 2007 MVP Steve “Hans” Auen. New subscriber Wade Wilkie took it to Hans crushing him 6 to 1. Wilkie’s subscription is now officially on probation for causing harm to the Bud Light Team. Good shooting and scrambling Wade! This report hates to kick someone when they are down but for your efforts or lack of them last night Hans is officially benched for next week’s action. Boyce Monuments scored a 37 to 35 win over your Bud Light team.

The second place Subway team let the air out of all the tires of Walsh Motors and soundly beat them 45 to 27. Captain Papa Joe Pick and Joe “King” Cale were huge winners and Duffer Duff and Cuda Quandt managed to tie their matches. King Cale was spotted chest pumping coming off hole 16 after his big win. With the lopsided win the Soggy Subs pulled into a tie with your Bud Light team at the top of the Tiger Woods Division. Report sources spotted a gray Ford Taurus with Subway on the doors yesterday in town. Apparently it was some big brass from Subway headquarters that came to Carroll to have an unannounced sit down with team sponsor Mike Gute. In an interview outside of the Pro Shop prior to last night’s action Gute told the report that things were not good and some stern words were said about the status of the golf team. Gute went on to say that the team needed to have a big night or face corporate punishment. Well Mr. Gute your team responded nicely and there are all smiles in Subway land today.

Boyce Monuments and Bud Light were both the low net team last night.

Other news making items……………….

1. Tom Duffer Duff was reported to be whining to the head golf professional about the handicap of last week’s Bud Light star Mike Schulz. As you remember that Schulz ran off 4 birdies in a row on his way to a beating of Subway team captain Papa Joe Pick.

2. Flying Bob Raue was up by 3 over new subscriber John Gradoville and lost.

3. The Carroll Cycle suffered a rare loss last night at the hands of Community Oil 39 to 33 but still maintain a 12 point lead in the Zach Johnson division

4. Landlocked Seafoods won their cross over match with CCSB 37 to 35 but were bumped out of 3^rd by Stiffsticks.

That is it for Week 11!

The report would like to welcome new subscribers John Grady Gradoville and his Homegrown tomatoes, the organized one Rosanne Nees, Carroll Country Club General Manager and head golf professional Nate Pettitt and Sonia Walsh.

Fairways and greens to all!

Captain Franey