The Golf Report: May 2016

Happy Memorial Day to all!

Mertz aces # 4 on 5/17

It was a gorgeous night for golf on Tuesday night. After a 345 day medical leave of absence Bud Light's Steve Sinnard was finally cleared to play. His eagerness to prove to his team that he was back and ready to compete was evident from the start. Armed with two glasses of ice cold keg beer compliments of Craig Mertz from his hole in one last week Sinnard took dead aim at Aaron Ahrendson. Sinnard topped Ahrendson and was joined by Bud Two Troy Auen as the only two winners. Mike Schulz was beaten by Jake Buelt and Bud Two toppled one of Larry's grandsons Kyler Ludwig. Another graduate from the Hyvee Store Director's golf academy Brad Auge took care of this publisher in a seesaw match. There were nothing but smiles in all the isles on Wednesday as Auge informed shoppers of his triumph. Bud Light and the law firm battled to a 4 - 4 draw.

Good Luck to the Kuemper Knights Golf Team at State!

Bierl Carpet One tied the defending champions Kimmes Country Stores. Brad Hempstead and Kevin Milligan led the way with back nine 35's beating Iam Kimmes and Jake Kimmes repectively. Steve Kimmes and Chris Van Dyke were winners for the past champs.

Harley Davidson of Carroll and supper league's most mature team battled to a draw. Jamming Joe Hinners and Head Hog Terry Ructhi beat Randy Hockom(retired Store Director needs to take some lessons from the current Store Director or make a trip to the academy) and Doc Sporrer. Bud One Jim Auen and Fairway Frank Comito beat Jay Drees and Subway Corey Bluml.

Volquarsten Firearms shot down OH BOBBY 7 to 1. Peter man Tony Pietif, Nic and Scott Volquartsen all hit the bulls eye for the gun company. Twenty time city champion and four time Grinnell Jr Champion Mike "Jewels" Eckerman was the only one to miss the target for the gunners tying Tony Feldmann.

Flegaard and Ford #2 tied their match. Eric Hammer Time and Wade Wilkie beat the Horbach boys, Blake and John.

Jake Kimmes was the closest to the pin on #17, Chris Van Dyke nailed the longest putt on #18, Steve Kimmes was low net. Lots of awards for the defending champs just not a lot of team points.

Westside State Savings Bank beat Family Specialty Medical Center 5.5 to 2.5. Plumber butt Wyatt Haukap and Mr. clean Michael Kasperbauer were winners for the bankers. Chemical Dirk Glynn was the only winner for the medical clinic.

Mid Iowa Team blasted the oil barrels of Community Oil. Paul Tile Tigges, Mouthpiece 2 Tom Duff and Junkyard Cuda Quandt were are winners for the former champions. Papa Joe Pick was beaten by Jerry Janson. Pick was over heard on the tarmac in front of the pro shop before league saying how he should get some scores posted. Really Mr. Pick why not adopt the post when play attitude? Where are the 50 rounds from the Arizona desert? Just an observation from the desk of this publisher.

Highway 30 Car Wash smashed Graddy's Tomatoes 6 to 2. Counter top Pay Malloy, Curtis Stork and Car Wash Todd Pettitt were are winners. Captain Randy Bierl fell to Dr. Decay Nick Fangman.

Wittrock Motor Company adjusted the lot pins of JEO Surveying 6 to 2.

Congratulations to The Hawk of the Year....Kevin Wittrock

Ford #1 reglazed the windows of Carroll Glass 6 to 2. Darin Putney and Clint Cummings won for the car guys while Benton Snyder and Andy Reiman tied Brad Woodard and Steve Blue Herrin.

Casket Kyle Atkinson was closest to the pin on #8, Mr. Clean Michael Kasperbauer was low net and Darin Putney and Paul Tile Tigges were low gross.